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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

I was checking out a website today and I came across this

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That is pretty high tech. I was taught how to milk a cow with some
sort
of balloon that had two ears. I was about ten years old and had
never
milked a cow, something my dad did a good job of correcting in the
next eight years. Leaving out the thrills of getting kicked by the
cow
or having to dodge cow pies as they spatter when they hit the floor
kind of spoils the experience though but at least you still get to
have
milk fights with those near you.

For anyone that has used the scuttlebutt's website lately. Y!G has
decided
to declare us an adult group, likely because of the political
discussions
going on in there regarding health care reform. Since 95% of the
members
are baby boomers or older, I figured it was right to allow it.
Becoming an
adult group has made it impossible to use the group page without
proving
you are over 21 by getting a Yahoo ID. This is pretty ridiculous to
people
like Art in Australia that turned 21 over 60 years ago. Yahoo had
done
good with their last upgrade which gave members thumbnails and a
link
in their mail. That gave everyone the option of not downloading
pictures
which helped those on dial-up.

There was a workaround for this on pictures anyhow up until a few
days
ago by sending pictures embedded in the email instead of attached.
Then pictures sent through Yahoo mail and others started giving
nothing
except Red X's with embedded pictures with complaints coming from
everywhere.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Enjoy the chips..... buffalo

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portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right
side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

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Dear Sir,

I have just received the Aids leaflet through my door and would
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the past 10 years and have been living on Supplementary Benefit
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It now seems I will be getting aid for sex. It's a pity this Aids
has
come so late, as I already have 15 children, and wondered if you
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Your leaflet states that the more sex I have the more chance I have
of getting Aids. My only problems here is persuading the wife, who
is not too keen after 15 kids. Several years ago, I bought some sex
aids, but she showed little interest and they were hardly used.
Would there be any chance of a refund for the 17.28 paid out for
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Anyway I will now explain to her that the Government will be paying
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let a chance like this slip by. You also state that I can pass on my
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bit
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only
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I understand from your leaflet that I can get Aids through a blood
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away
to see when I can have one. Will the Aids I get from the hospital
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I am a firm believer in getting every Aid I can from the country,
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Short Chips
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My mother wanted me to be a priest. Can you
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After several unsuccessful advances, the bachelor
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replied,

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typing of the charging documents. My client
claims that he left her bed 'bored'."

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Limerick Chips
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Observed a young lady named Carr,
A phallus is like a cigar,
But to most common people,
A phallic church steeple,
Is stretching a good thing too far.

A young man from a lofty sierra
Found sex both a puzzle and terror.
But he met with a lass
In a similar pass
And they both learned--by trial and error.

A young wife without memorandum,
Made appointments completely at random
Since if two dates got mixed
It was easily fixed
By letting them screw her in tandem

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Parting Chips
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An old woman was taken to a gynecologist for the
very first time, and of course the gynecologist
was a very young and handsome fellow. The doctor
was very thorough in his examination, and of
course the old woman was quite embarrassed
throughout the whole examination. Finally, the
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his findings.

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To get acquainted with his new parish, the new Priest decided to
call
on a new parishioner every day until he got to know most of them.
One
day he selected a young widow, whose husband, according to the index

card supplied him by the parish office, had died two years ago.
After
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1676

Katie's Ideas Continued

Katie: Okay how about this idea, it is great for kids.

BJ: What is it?

Katie: Sugar coated toothpaste! It will sell great.

BJ: Yes, it would, but it would kill teeth.

Katie: It would?

BJ: Alas, it would.

Katie: Next?

BJ: Next.

Katie: During those hot days riding an motorcycle, how about an
air conditioner on your motorcycle?

BJ: How would you keep the air cool?

Katie: You could build a compartment around where you ride keeping
the air inside.

BJ: Then it would not be a motorcycle. Next.

Katie: How about this system I wrote that would report power
failures
via the net.

BJ: Think about this Katie. If there is a power failure, you
system
is down, how can it report a power failure.

Katie: Oh!

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