THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
One cannot have wisdom without living life.
~Dorothy McCall
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I'm back! What a wild and crazy ride that was!
If you are just joining us for the first time,
I took off last week on the motorcycle and put
on a little over a thousand miles.
Took me a real nice road trip. Altho weather
was not the greatest, I had a blast. I got home
yesterday, unpacked the bike, crashed out and
slept the sleep of the dead. Talk about tired!
I mostly spent the time bumming around the
"thumb" area of Michigan. (that's the upper
part of the lower penninsula.) I also went over the
Mackinack bridge and into "Yooper land." That's
what we "downstaters" refer to as the "upper
penninsula" and also where Buffalo Bill lives.
Bill publishes Buffalo chips and many of you
postman fans read his stuff also. Anyways, the
bad weather followed and when I hit Slt. St. Marie's,
where Bill lives, it was 60 degrees, wet, and
nasty. Bill and I have been friends via the net
now for at least 10 or 15 years but this was the
first we have ever met in person. I think he might be
just a little better looking in real life than in
his picture:) We sat down and chatted and visited
like old friends and had a good old time.
Bill says that contrary to popular belief, they do
have something called warm weather and summer time
up there occasionally. Its just that he can't
remember what year it was:)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
hi honey
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flashing
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pimpin
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don't go in there
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out in the open??
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have you ever
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congratulations
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relationships
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when you don't have money
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
champion bowling
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U fix
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personal care
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the sunrise show
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that's the way I like it
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airplane out of control
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here comes jumbo!
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Mike and Steve are talking about their respective week-
ends when the subject of picking up ladies pops up.
"I must say I'm doing fine in that department," says
Mike. "This weekend I hooked up with that new secretary
Jenny Smith."
"Jenny Smith!" Steve exclaims, "What happened?"
"Let's just say I got lucky."
"I've heard about Jenny," Steve says, "and I wouldn't
call it 'lucky.'"
"I would," Mike says smugly.
"In that case," Steve replies, "you're the luckiest guy
with herpes I know."
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A young virgin marries a Greek man and before the wedding
her father tells her that, being Greek, her husband may
ask her to turn the other way in bed one day, but that
she doesn't have to do it if she doesn't want to. Sure
enough, after a couple of months, her husband asks her
to turn over and she says,
"No, my father said I don't have to do this."
Her husband says "OK, that's fine by me, but I thought
you wanted children."
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It seems researchers at the University of Mississippi Medical
school, have come up with the first marijuana-based medical
suppository. The only drawback so far is that approximately ten
minutes after insertion, you have an overpowering urge to shove a
Twinkie up your ass
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A college professor in an art class asked his students to sketch
a picture of a naked man.
As the professor walked around the class checking the sketches,
he noticed that one of the young ladies, a striking blonde, had
sketched the man with an erection.
Slightly flustered, the professor said,
"Oh, no, I wanted it the other way."
She replied,
"What other way???"
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BUFFALO Bill
Hard at the Beach
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Harley Ad
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Harsh Laws
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Herbal Elements For Men
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine
Puppy Stylin'
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Crab Thief
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Western
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Artificial Insemination
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Asking Permission
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AT&T History
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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