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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I realize that it is not a great thing
to speak ill of the dead. However, as
everyone jumps on the band wagon to
eulogize the death of Senator Kennedy,
you will forgive me if I do not.
He was responsible for supporting and helping
to pass the legislation that allowed
12 to 20 million illegal aliens into
our country. The senator was also
an unpunished criminal,
receiving merely a 2 month suspended
sentance for his role in the death of
Mary Jo Kopechne, when his car plunged off
the bridge and took her life in the
Chappaquiddick Island incident.
A great man? perhaps he was in the eye
of the beholder.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
Jack's clubs
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getting married
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money isn't everything
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why thank you dear
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bury her
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I was wondering
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the phone
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Toot Toot
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Michael Jackson's ghost
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David Feldman
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doctors make mistakes
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busted
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sleeping bear
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Sprite
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Two guys sat down for lunch in the office cafeteria.
"Hey, whatever happened to Pete?" one asked.
"He got this hare-brained notion he was going to build
a new kind of car," his coworker replied.
"How was he going to do it?"
"He took an engine from a Pontiac, tires from a Chevy,
seats from a Lincoln, hubcaps from a Caddy and well,
you get the idea."
"So what did he end up with?"
"1 1/2 years in jail and 100 hours of community work."
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A French journalist, an animal rights activist, was
interviewing Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter
from Michigan. The discussion came around to deer hunting.
The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last
thought in the head of a deer before you shoot him? Is
it, "Are you my friend?" or is it "Are you the one who
killed my brother?"
Nugent replied, "Deer aren't capable of that kind of
thinking. All they care about is, what am I going to
eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run
fast enough to get away. They are very much like the
French."
The interview ended.
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Paddy decides to go rabbit hunting , but when he
gets to his favorite field he sees the village
priest is already there. Paddy watches with
fascination as the priest holds his finger over a
rabbit hole and immediately a rabbit pops out.
The priest grabs it and puts it into a sack. He
repeats this unusual but very successful technique
until his sack is full of rabbits.
Paddy stops the priest and asks him how he does it.
"Easy,"says the priest."Put your finger on your wife's
pussy and then hold it over a rabbit hole.They can't
resist the smell, so when they come out,grab them."
Paddy rushes home to find Maureen bent over scrubbing
the floor.He lifts up her skirt and applies his
finger as directed.Without looking up, Maureen giggles,
"Holy Moses, Father! Rabbit hunting again?""
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Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama were sitting at the
bar, drinking in silence. Suddenly, Hillary turns
and without warning, cold cocks Obama, knocking him
off his barstool.After a moment Obama regains enough
of his senses to say "What the hell did you do that for?"
Clinton replies "That was for destroying the World
Trade Centers!"Barack responds "I didn't destroy the
World Trade Centers. That was Osama Bin Laden."
Clinton answers "Osama, Obama - same damn thing."
Obama shakes his head, climbs back onto his stool
and continues with his drinking. Several minutes
later, he turns to Clinton and without warning,
cold cocks her and knocks her to the floor.
Getting to her knees and shaking her head to clear
it, she demands "What the hell did you do that for?"
Obama responds "That was for lying to the Grand Jury,
obstructing justice and for disgracing our country
and the Office of the President."Clinton answers
"I didn't do any of that, it was my husband Bill Clinton."
Barack responds "Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton - same damn thing."
FUN PAGES from Lorraine
Nanny Mania 2
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Table Soccer Skills
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Super Target Shooting
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Best Beer Commercial
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Best Belly Flop Ever
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Best Casino Advert
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BUFFALO BILL
Call To Navy Recruiter
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Country Music
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Delete
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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