THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
When the Mind is Quiet,
it Hears the Truth
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
According to the census bureau
9,000 people are screwing right now,
2,000 are kissing.
600 are getting head, and
1 lonely person is reading emails.
You hang in there, Sunshine!
Things could be changin for you soon.
The economy is getting so bad, they
say that women are having more sex
with men cuz they can't afford batteries.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
explain
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pool
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I want a divorce
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big tits
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sluts
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Ann Coulter
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p015.html
a quickee
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/p016.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
pancakes
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Timmy and Alice
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies6034.html
a prime example of a hate crime
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at the mental hospital
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love those hotwings
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The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse
after being sworn in as American citizens.
"It is wonderful," the husband exclaimed. "We are American
citizens at last! Do you know what this means to us my dear wife?"
"Yes, you filthy chauvinist pig," his wife, replied.
"Tonight, you cook the damn dinner and I get on top!"
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The Relationship With Your Wife/Girlfriend Is Over When ...
She puts your dinner on the floor in the Rover Dish.
The milkman is wearing your bathrobe.
You get a ticket for the Jerry Springer Show.
She starts every sentence with the words ..."To whom it may concern."
Your mail comes addressed to "Current Resident."
The local mortician starts measuring you for a new suit.
Her mother looks at you and starts laughing.
You are urged to stir your coffee "very well," before drinking it.
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One day, a mom was cleaning her son's room, and in the closet she
found a bondage S&M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She
hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him. He
looked at it, and handed it back to her without a word. She finally
asked him, "Well, what should we do about this?" The dad looked at
her and said "Well, I don't think you should spank him.
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A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house.
She knocked on the door then immediately
walked in. She was shocked to see her
daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.
Soft music was playing, and the aroma of
perfume filled the room.
'What are you doing?' she asked.
'I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work.'
The daughter-in-law answered.
' But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed.
'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law explained.
'Love dress? But you're naked!'
'Justin loves me to wear this dress,' she explained.
'Every time he sees me in this dress,
he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours.'
The mother-in-law left. When she got home she
undressed, showered, put on her best perfume,
dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay
on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in
and saw her lying there so provocatively.
. What are you doing?' he asked.
'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.
'Needs ironing,' he said, 'What's for dinner?'
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"The thrill is gone from my marriage," Alan told his friend Don. "Why
not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?" Don suggested.
"But what if my wife finds out?" "Heck, it's 2009, Alan. Go ahead and
tell her about it."
So Alan went home and said, "Dear, Our marriage seems to be stale.
Do you think an affair will bring us closer together." "Forget it,"
said his wife.
"I've tried that with ten or twelve guys already - it never worked."
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This young couple have been trying to have a baby.
After six months they complain to the doctor that they just
aren't having any luck. "What position are you in when you ejaculate?"
the physician asks Frank, the husband."What's 'ejaculate'?" asks Frank.
"Well, uh, that's when you climax and semen is emitted,"
explained the doctor patiently.The young man looks puzzled for
a few moments then asks, "Do you mean the gooey white stuff?
Well, my little honey says it's icky... so I shoot it onto the floor."
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BUFFALO Bill
Candid Camera Africa
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Clean Your Glasses
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Dimitri The Stud
http://www.buffaloschips.com/abhdjd.htm
DNA Test
http://www.buffaloschips.com/abhdjsk.htm
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Bank Robbery
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000119.html
Bank Robbery - Belfast Style
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000120.html
Banned Coca-cola Commercial
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000121.html
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FUN PAGES FROM LORRAINE
Escape Rosecliff Island
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Pistoleros
http://tinyurl.com/ceatm6
Stunt Dirt Bike
http://tinyurl.com/d8zyks
Call of Duty 2
http://tinyurl.com/lpbg9h
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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