THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
~Socrates
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
TOBY STERLING,Associated Press Writer
AMSTERDAM (AP) - It's not green cheese, but it might as well be.
The Dutch national museum said Thursday that one of its
prized possessions, a rock supposedly brought back from
the moon by U.S. astronauts, is just a piece of petrified wood.
Rijksmuseum spokeswoman Xandra van Gelder, who oversaw
the investigation that proved the piece was a fake, said
the museum will keep it anyway as a curiosity.
Back in the early 70s it was not uncommon to see ads
in magazines and newspapers where you could buy "genuine"
moon rocks. After much pleading and cajoling, I managed
to convince my parents to allow me to send away for one.
This was no easy thing, being poor share croppers, money was a
scarce commodity for my fam. After sending in money earned by
helping the neighbors "bale hay," and waiting
for what seemed like "weeks" a mysterious little brown
package arrived in the mail, addressed to yours truly.
I opened it, to find a small, non descript pebble, supposedly
transported to me all the way from the moon. After all,
it had a really cool certificate of authentication with it,
and if I remember, it was even signed by Neil Armstrong.
And it came in an impressive little case, altho the glass
lid had been cracked upon delivery.
I have to wonder, how come the Amesterdam museum got the
fake and I ended up with the real one? :)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
a perfect summer day
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don't be alarmed
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Noah's travel
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get loud
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busted
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pardon me
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the AARP eye chart
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Simon's cat
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ultimate carwash
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texting while driving
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Ford
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training excersize gone bad
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Popeye
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testing bullet proof
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IF you are bothered by occasional or
frequent constipation, look in the mirror and
repeat the following phrase three times
in succession when symptoms occur:
My present and future financial and
personal well being are
totally in the hands of…
Barack Obama
Joe Biden
Nancy Pelosi
IF that doesn't scare the crap out of you,
then you are probably destined to be backed
up for the rest of your life.
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Paddy and Colleen were making passionate love
in Paddy's mini van when suddenly Colleen, being
a bit on the kinky side, yells out "Oh big boy,
whip me, whip me!"
Paddy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity,
obviously did not have any whips on hand, but in a
flash of inspiration, he opens the window, snaps
the antenna off his van and proceeds to whip Colleen
until they both collapse in ecstasy.
About a week later, Colleen notices that the marks
left by the whipping are starting to fester a bit
so she goes to the doctor. The doctor takes one
look at the wounds and asks,
"Did you get these marks having sex?"
Colleen, a little embarrassed that she has slept
with Paddy [let alone that she allowed the kinky
boy to whip her] eventually admits that, yes, she did.
Nodding his head knowingly, the doctor exclaims,
"I thought so, because in all my years as a doctor
you've got the worst case of van aerial
disease that I've ever seen".
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The head waiter of a five-star, elegant restaurant recoiled in
disgust as a man in muddy hip wader boots, frayed and torn jeans,
dirty leather jacket, long stringy dirty hair and a beard with flecks
of long-ago food marched right towards him.
The man said, "Yo, bucko, where's the bathroom?"
The head waiter calmly replied, "Go down the hall and turn
left. When you see the sign marked 'Gentlemen', pay absolutely no
attention to it and go right inside."
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My wife and I were at my high school reunion.
As I looked around, I noticed the other men in
their expensive suits ... and their bulging stomachs.
Proud of the fact that I weighed just five
pounds more than I did when I was in high school,
the result of trying to beat a living out
of a rocky hillside farm, I said to my wife,
"I'm the only guy here who can still wear the
suit he wore when he graduated."
She glanced at the prosperous crowd, then back at me and said,
"You're the only one who HAS to."
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There was a man named Jones and he played 3rd
string center for a pro football team.
Friday came around and he started to feel ill.
As the weekend went on he got worse.
It came time for the game on Monday night and he could not get out of bed.
His wife told him to go cause they needed the money
and that all he had to do is sit on the bench.
Feeling real ill he told his wife that he could not go.
She gets the idea to dress in is his uniform and
just sit on the bench in his place because he almost never plays.
During the first quarter the first string center gets knocked out.
During the 2nd quarter the 2nd string center gets knocked out.
The coach yells "Jones get in there," so she goes out
onto the field and immediately gets knocked out.
Twenty minutes later she wakes up finding the coach over
her pushing on her tits saying, "Don't worry Jones
when we get your balls back down your dick will pop out."
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Todd was arrested AGAIN and the detective was leafing
through his crime history folder.
"Hmmm, quite a record." he said. "Shoplifting, hit-and-run,
disorderly conduct, armed robbery, sexual assault, sexual
assault, forgery, sexual assault, manslaughter..."
"Yeah, I know," said Todd. "It took me quite a while
to figure out what I was good at."
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Buffalo Bill
Duck Job
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Excedrin
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Excuse Me Miss
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine
Robokill Shooting Game
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Napoleon's Secret
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Quick Draw
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Best Country Video Ever
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Best Gym Gommercial
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Best Levi Ad Ever
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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