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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
What is it that excites you, and gets you fired up
in a positive way, and makes it impossible for you
to sit still? Whatever it is, fill your
awareness with it. Bright, sparkling, delicious
enthusiasm will get you going in a powerful, purposeful
direction. Enthusiasm will keep you going strong even
when nothing seems to be going your way.
There's something, some goal, some dream, some intrinsic
purpose that will put you in a state of irrepressible
enthusiasm. Get busy, find it and connect with it
because when you do your effectiveness will skyrocket.
Let yourself dream your biggest, most wonderful and
fulfilling dreams. Then reach in, grab the very essence
of those dreams and you'll have a handful of priceless
enthusiasm. The best that you can imagine is already
within you. So bring it to the surface and let it
positively infect your whole world. Find your own unique,
joyful and powerful enthusiasm. And let it carry you
to magnificent places.
-- Ralph Marston
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
single women
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8 proposals
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upside down
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q022.html
in French
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environmentally friendly
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gay test
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hi honey I'm home
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
bull in a food store
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies6075.html
crazy cats
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies6077.html
you're doing it wrong
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10 drugs
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies6079.html
the flies in Florida
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies6080.html
hey Kathi?
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bendin over
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A woman says to her husband ,
"what would you do if I won lotto?"
He says, "I'd take half then leave you."
"Excellent," she replies,
"I won 12 bucks, here's 6 now Fuck off!"
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WOMEN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK
Never do housework. No man ever made love
to a woman because the house was spotless.
Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany.
Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.
If they can put a man on the moon -
they should be able to put them all there.
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A man is telling his friend about his escapades and
says, "I feel so bad -- I've been cheating on my wife."
"How many times?" asked the friend? "I mean, if this
is your first time, surely you can beg for forgiveness. "
"How should I know?" he replied.
"I'm not an accountant, I'm a lover."
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A young man who worked for a contracting business
came in one day, devastated because he and his
girlfriend had broken up.
"Isn't this the fourth or fifth time you two
have split up?" his boss asked.
"Yeah," replied the young man.
"But this is only the second time for good."
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It was a typical night at the old watering hole.
Jim walked in, took his seat at the bar
and ordered a tall one. Then Jim told his buddy,
Bill, "I called the local insane asylum yesterday
to check on who has escaped from there recently."
Confused by his buddy's comment, Bill asked,
"Oh? Why were you wondering about that?"
Jim explained, "Well, somebody married my ex-wife last week."
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A middle-aged woman enters her family doctor's
office in a frantic state. She says, "Doctor,
I think I'm turning into a horse!"
The doctor, taken aback, replies, "I'm sure
you may have SOME problem, but I assure you
no human has ever turned into a horse."
The woman became more insistent and said,
"Doctor, look at my teeth. They're getting
bigger and more yellow!" The doctor calmly replied,
"Yes, I see. Your teeth appear a bit larger and
more yellow than your last visit, but I don't
think you're turning into a horse." Getting more
frustrated, the woman said, "Well, I think I'm
getting a mane! Look at all this hair on the
back of my neck. It's grown 5 inches in ONE WEEK!"
Becoming more concerned, the doctor said,
"You're NOT turning into a horse. We'll just
shave your neck occasionally."
At this point the woman became considerably
frustrated, speaking faster and louder. "Just
look at my finger and toe nails! They've become
very thick and big. I'm developing HOOVES!"
The doctor in amazement cried, "Holy cow!
I've never seen finger and toe nails THAT big!"
Then the woman pulls up the back of her skirt
and said, "And look at this, doctor. My backbone
is protruding significantly from my butt!"
The doctor looked in amazement, then started
scribbling on a small piece of paper.
The woman asked, "Are you writing me a prescription?"
The doctor said, "No. I'm writing a memo to my
brother-in-law. He works at City Hall. Take this
to him, and he'll give you a permit to
take a shit in the street!"
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BUFFALO BILL
Alabama Death Penalty Execution
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Aussie Beaches
http://www.buffaloschips.com/012804.htm
Baseball Flash
http://www.buffaloschips.com/012805.htm
Best Pool Shot By A Naked White Chick
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FUN PAGES FROM LORRAINE
Are You on TV?
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Bin Laden Blast
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Vinnie's Shooting Yard
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Beertender
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Bellagio Fountain
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Belly Landing
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000145.html
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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