THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
You've got to get up every morning with a smile on your face,
And show the world all the love in your heart,
Then people gonna treat you better.
~Carole King
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FREE SUNGLASSES!
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Wow. I am tired. guess I am not used to such
things as riding over thousand miles in a week.
I know one thing. Its good to be back home.
Supposed to rain tonight. So I plan to take the
Iron horse into the Honda dealer to get a over
due oil change. Other than to flip the tv on,
I do not have a great deal planned for today.
I'm just gonna vegetate and pet the dog. Turk
the dog, aka Carlos the rat, must have missed me
tremendously while I was gone. He spent most of
yesterday on my lap and handing out liberal doses
of doggy kissers. its good to be missed:)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
hangup---
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m090.html
doesn't matter
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m091.html
epic
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m092.html
datestamp
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m093.html
I'm sorry
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m094.html
boring
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m095.html
no luck?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m096.html
toilet
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m097.html
take it to the extreme
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m098.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
on Jerry Springer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5967.html
an orange
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5968.html
regrets
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5969.html
wake up Rocko
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5970.html
where am I
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5971.html
that's the spot
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies5972.html
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The Top 10 Clever Things to Say to Convince Your Lover to Go Down on You
"If I eat a lot of sugar first, it'll be just like those Cadburys Creme
Eggs that you like so much."
"Honey, I was thinking: you know how you like fresh salmon and steamed clams?
"No, I swear, Honey, the TV remote is in there somewhere. Just keep looking."
"So, twenty bucks then?"
"No honey, that's not moss growing out of my navel -- it's mistletoe!"
"With my thighs covering your ears, you won't have to listen to Oprah."
"Honey, try this and tell me if it tastes funny to you..."
"At work today Brad Johnson said *his* wife could out-blow
*my* wife! Can you imagine?!?"
"Look, do you want that raise or not?"
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I was on the computer in my home office when my eight-year-old
son asked what I did for a living. "I'm a consultant," I said.
"What's a consultant?"
"It's someone who watches people work and then tells
them how they could do it better."
"We have people like that in my class," he said,
"but we call them pests."
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The young bride's mother had some old-fashioned ideas of marriage,
and passed them on to her daughter.
"Never let your husband see you in the nude," she advised. "You
should always wear something."
"Yes, mother," replied the obedient girl.
Two weeks after the wedding, the girl and her brand-new husband were
preparing to retire when the guy asked, "Dear, has there ever been
any insanity in your family?"
"Not that I know of," she answered. "Why?"
"Well, we've been married for two weeks now and every night you've
worn that silly hat to bed."
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This girl goes to a doctor and says, "Doctor, its
very embarrassing but something brown is dropping off my private parts."
The doctor examines her and is sure that there is some thing brown coming out.
The doctor is confused and says, "How frequently are you having sex?. Once a day?"
Girl: Naa
Doc: Once a Week?
Girl: Nope
Doc: Once a month?
Girl: Naaa
Doc: One a year!
Girl: Some thing like that.
Doc: Oh I get it, it's nothing. The brown thing is just rust!
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This beautiful young Polish chick walks into the health clinic
and begins to talk to the nurse. "Excuse me, ma'am,
is this where I can get a vassilation?"
"I think you mean you need a vaccination," said the nurse.
"Yeah, whatever. Just don't give it to me on my arm
because I wear a sleepless nightgown."
"You mean a sleeveless nightgown?"
"Yeah, whatever. And don't give it to me on my thigh
because I have a zucchini bathing suit."
"You mean a bikini?"
"Yeah, ok. And don't give it to me on my virginia."
"You mean your vagina?"
"All right!!" shouts the Polish girl. "Virginia,
vagina just as long as I don't get small cox!!!!"
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"The price of Prozac went up 50% last year. When they asked
Prozac users how they felt about this they said, 'Whatever...'"
- Conan O'Brien
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BUFFALO BILL
Hilary Hilary
http://www.buffaloschips.com/afgthu.htm
Hillary's Campaign
http://www.buffaloschips.com/adfr.htm
Hillary's Perfume
http://www.buffaloschips.com/afgtg.htm
Hill Climbjj
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ajhu.htm
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Austrailian Haka
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000084.html
Australian National Anthem
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000085.html
Australian Oscar
http://sydesjokes.com/lnk/vid1/000087.html
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine
Green Terror Game
http://tinyurl.com/cj69fl
Annabel
http://tinyurl.com/cjor7c
Parody News
http://tinyurl.com/ndk4gy
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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