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THE POSTMAN SAYS...
When I saw the potty patch on Tv, I knew I just
had to have one for Turk, my chihuahua.
Its guaranteed and you will be glad you got one.
Be sure to order yours today!
DOGGIE POTTY PATCH!
The Potty Patch is a 3 tiered doggie restroom
perfect for patios and indoor use.
The top is made of a soft artificial grass
specifically designed to let liquid
flow through. A grate keeps the grass dry
and above any liquid. The collection
tray holds up to a gallon of liquid allowing
multiple uses. Whether you live in
a high rise apartment, deal with cold weather
or just can't get home during the
day, Potty Patch is the perfect solution.
Perfect for patios and indoor use
So easy to clean, just rinse with soapy water
Great when your pet can't go outside
Puppy training has never been easier
Potty Patch
Sizes:
Regular is 17" x 27"
Large is 27" x 34"
FREE upgrade to a super plush anti-microbial
grass with double the blades
The Potty Patch Is Made Up Of 3 Tiers
Tier 1: made of a soft artificial grass specifically
designed to let liquid flow through
Tier 2: grate keeps the grass dry and above any liquid
Tier 3: collection tray holds up to a
gallon of liquid allowing multiple uses
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I'm kindof sad because Ford announced plans to
stop making the Crown Victoria. I have never
been a great fan of Ford, preferring Chevy
instead, but I know I dearly love the '97
Crown Vic that I drive now. It is a great feat
of American engineering that will never be
seen again. Altho I must admit,
I was never real fond of Ford.
When Daddy was a younger man during
the Nixon era, he bought a large amount of
wheat futures. That was just before they started
the grain deals with Russia. Shortly after that,
winter wheat sky rocketed and he cashed in.
He was fortunate and while I
wouldn't say he became wealthy, certainly he did
well for himself. He literally "bought the farm"
we share cropped, and he also bought
a brand new Ford. Don't recall much about the car,
except that it was the prettiest blue you ever saw.
The engine later
blew due to some fluke and the dealer in town
wouldn't stand for it, being it was a couple
thousand miles over the warranty. After that, daddy always
bought Pontiacs. (There were only 2 car dealers in
town, Pontiac and Ford) Since he was mad at the Ford
dealer, Daddy bought several Catalinas over the years.
I suppose that is why I grew up not liking Ford.
But I have to admit, some of the finest
cars I personally have ever owned were, in fact, Ford.
I suppose there were many Crown Victorias turned in
to the cash for clunkers program. They were built in
an era when comfort was more important than something
called "gas mileage".
You know, you have to ask yourself how good that
government sponsored cash for clunkers program is really gonna be for
us. Did anyone give any thought to how many junkyards
its going to take to put all those old cars in?
now that we have taken them off the road? And
no one ever gave it any thought about how this is
going to effect the price of used cars,either. Its going
to get real difficult for poor folks like me,
because used car prices are gonna go way up.
I think I'm gonna keep that Crown Vic
around for a while.
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
It ain't America no more
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Charlie Chaplin
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Census Taker: "How many children do you have?"
Redneck Woman: "Fo'."
Census Taker: "May I have their names, please?"
Redneck Woman: "Eenie, Meenie, Minie and George."
Census Taker: "Okay, that's fine. But may I ask why you named your
fourth child 'George'?"
Redneck Woman: "Because we didn't want any Mo'."
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My wife met me at the door once with, "Honey, I'm horny. Go get a
dozen condoms."
I said, "Great! I'll be right back!" and I dashed off to the nearest
drugstore.
When I got back, she took the bag from my hand, said, "Thanks!" and
walked out the door, got in the car and didn't get home till 2 am.
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This guy went to the doctor and complained about always being tired.
The doctor gave him a complete examination and really couldn't find
anything wrong with him.
So the doctor decided to question the patient some more to see if he
could figure it out. When the came to the question of sex - the doctor
asked how often the man and his wife had sex.
The patient asked, you mean just with my wife or the total.
The doctor was somewhat taken aback but he said he needed the total.
The patient said "Well, I usually wake up about 4 am and knock off a
little, I go out and get the paper and get a little; I read the paper
while my wife fixes breakfast, then I get a little, eat breakfast, get
a little, have shower, and shit, and then get a little while I'm
waiting for my car pool.
We always stop at this little donut shop on the way and the waitress
has the biggest chest you ever saw. I usually top her a couple of
times while the guys in the car pool are eating their donuts.
When we get to work, my secretary comes in, to give me the days
schedule. I bang her a couple of times before settling down for the
days work.
I usually go to lunch about 11:30 and you should see the short order
cook. I usually screw her three or four times during the lunch hour.
Then it's back to the grindstone.
When I get back to the office either my research assistant or the
receptionist come in and on a slow day I'll have four or five go's at
whichever, sometimes both.
At the end of the day the car pool always stops at a certain bar and
the bartender and I are extremely close. I'll always get her a couple
of times. Then I go home, get a little; read the evening paper;
get a little; eat supper; get a little.
Then some of my friends come over and we'll go out bar hopping to see
who we can get into.
I'm always home by 12; I'll get a little; take a shower; get a little
and go to sleep."
The doctor was incredulous! He said, "my God man, no wonder you are so
weak your screwing too much!"
The patient looked at him and said "Thank God! I was afraid it was
from jacking -off between times!"
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A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange
noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only
to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting.
'What's up?' she asks.
'I think I'm having a heart attack,' cries the husband..
The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just
as she's dialling, her four-year-old son comes up and says,
'Mommy! Mommy! Aunty Shirley is hiding in your wardrobe
and she's got no clothes on!' The blonde slams the phone
down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom, right past her
husband, rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough, there
is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor.
'You rotten 'Bitch', she screams.
'My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running
around naked playing hide and seek with the kids!!'
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Bicycle Dog
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Big Boy Briefs
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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