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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
Some how people are always wanting "something for nothin"
So, did you "cash in" on the Best Buy mistake yesterday?
My daddy always used to say:
"If its too good to be true, it probably isn't."
CNN) -- The price of big screen televisions has been coming down,
but this was ridiculous.Best Buy's Web site offered a 52-inch
TV for less than $10, but the deal was too good to be true.
Early Wednesday morning, BestBuy.com listed a 52-inch Samsung
HDTV for $9.99 -- a savings of more than $1600.
As customers jumped on the Web site trying to take advantage
of the offer, Best Buy announced it was a "pricing error"
and was no longer available.A recorded message on Best Buy's
customer service line told customers "we will not be placing
any more orders for this unit," and messages were sent on Twitter
apologizing "for any disappointment."
Customers who placed orders early Wednesday were left wondering
if they got away with the bargain. Eric VanBergen of Grand Rapids,
Michigan, told CNN he snapped one up for $84.79 -- including $70
shipping and taxes -- at 5:30 a.m. Then, he ordered a second.
Dozens of customers were posting to Twitter and Bestbuy.com,
saying they also placed often multiple orders.
It appears they are out of luck. In a statement, Best Buy apologized
for the mistake but said it would "not be honoring the incorrect price."
Company representatives posted online messages telling customers
"All current and previous orders made for the TV at this price on
BestBuy.com will be cancelled, and customers will be refunded
in full for the purchase."
Remember that old tv show, Beverly Hill Billies?
In one particular episode, the "flim flam" man character,
"Honest John" sold Jed Clampet the Brooklyn bridge for
2 million dollars. And thinking that Best Buy is going to deliver
a 52 inch tv for ten bux? well that sorta falls into the
question of "Hey buddy? wanna buy a bridge?"
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
all I did
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birth control
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if God had gotten it right
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don't worry
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dyslexics
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I'm looking
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thank goodness
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1000 hits
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freak accident
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
tricks on stage
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dog prank
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the new neighbor
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Hillary
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Eugene Sills went to see his attorney to make a will.
When it was all done, he told the lawyer that he wanted
only one more thing added....he wanted to be buried at sea.
"But why?" the lawyer asked.
"That's so my wife can be taken care of if she goes ahead
with her threat to dance on my grave."
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Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following
problem to one of her arithmetic classes:
"A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars.
One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his
son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity.
Now, what does each get?"
After a very long silence in the classroom, Little Morris raised his hand.
The teacher called on Little Morris for his answer.
With complete sincerity in his voice, Little Morris answered, "A lawyer!"
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Bob and Barbara are waiting on line at the Post Office,
to purchase some stamps. "I heard they are making likable stamps
in a variety of tasty flavors to save the public the awful
experience of running their tongues over something so unsavory" said Barbara.
"Really?" said Bob.
"You bet," Barbara, said, "There is strawberry, cherry, grape...
which one are you going to get?"
Bob replied, "Me??? Oh, I'm not into fruit flavors. I'm ordering a
brand new flavor they've just introduced. It's called 'vagina'."
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Maury and Pauly were in the bar again, and Pauly was relating his quandry:
"I don't know what decision I should make. I'm currently being pursued
by a 23-year-old aspiring model who hasn't got a dime to her name and
also by a 63-year-old widow with brazillions of dollars."
"Hmmm," said Maury. "In your place, I wouldn't hesitate a second.
With your age and looks, it's obvious that you're never again in your
lifetime going to get the attention of a 23-year-old, even if she is
broke and only an aspiring model. What counts is youth and beauty.
In your place, I'd send the old bat off and then set up housekeeping
with the beauty." "You're right!" says Pauly. "It's just amazing how
friends can see the situation so clearly and offer such good advice."
"No problem," says Maury, "but could you give me that widow's name and number?"
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A patient woke up after a serious operation and found himself in
a room with all the blinds drawn. "Why are all the blinds
closed?" he asked his doctor.
"They're fighting a huge fire across the street, and we didn't
want you to wake up and think the operation had failed."
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Age Quotes
"I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type." Bob Hope
"As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two..." Sir Norman Wisdom
"Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late." Mike Tyson
"You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead." John Mendoza
"As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer." Robert Quillen
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BUFFALO Bill
Marbles
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Mauled
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IED Explosion
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Mexican's In Muslims Out
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Bad Day At Work
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Bad Demolition
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Bad Flight
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FUN PAGES from Lorraine
Something Special
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Lone Tank
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Flipped Flamingo
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Godfather of Soul in Trouble
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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