Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
With three games left in this year's football season, I am where
you may expect watching the playoffs. I was supporting the Chargers
and thought they had a good chance of making it to at least the AFC
championship but they imploded n the game with the Jets last week.
I have an interest in the Viking team going back to the 70's and
Tarkenton's
failed attempts at the Super Bowl but I think they probably won't
beat
the Saints. Therefore the Super Bowl will probably be two teams
that I care very little about. Of course I'll watch it if for
nothing else
to catch the Who do the halftime show. I think it is safe to say
that
we wont have any controversies like Janet Jackson's wardrobe
failure with the Who.
Interesting point... Although nobody that played in Superbowl !
in 1967 is still playing football but the Who has been around a
few years longer and still has two of its original players. So
if you have your choice between being a Jock or a Rock Star,
the latter seems to have a brighter future.
Detroit made a lot of progress this year with their two wins and
maybe 2012 will be their chance for a run at the Super Bowl
or maybe the world will come to an end before it can happen.
At Least they played better than the Wolverines.
Enjoy the chips.... buffalo
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The Top 13 Signs Your Wedding Day Isn't Going Well
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2. The groom refuses to put the ring on your finger, saying, "Not
the
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My sister is a flat chested girl.
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Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee
It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fly
But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees
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Lick the tip then take it all
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Slide up and down, use your tongue
And feel the precum start to run
So when the fuck's he gonna cum
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Parting Chips
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A gray-hared, middle-aged, friend of mine was sitting at the evening
dinner table yesterday along with his spouse, when she startled him
by telling that she'd had a memorable dream the night before.
He was slow to ask what she'd dreamed about. So, she quickly went
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"And of course I told you to bite it!" She added forcefully.
He paused a minute before saying "That wasn't very nice of you!"
After a minute, he thoughtfully asked her "How old was she?"
"How old do you want her to be?" She responded nastily.
"Nineteen!" He quickly answered.
"Okay, she was nineteen!" She meekly returned.
He thought about that for a long moment, before asking again "What
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He rolled back in his chair, staring into space and said, "Hell, if
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Bonus Chip
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A woman went to her doctor for advice.
She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal
sex and she was not sure that it was such a good idea.
'Do you enjoy it?' The doctor asked. 'Actually, yes, I do. ''Does
it hurt you?' he asked. 'No. I rather like it.' 'Well, then,' the
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1769
Grand Cayman Swimming with the Rays and Fins
BJ: Okay guys this should be a lot of fun. Got your swimwear?
Katie has her new swimsuit, Sandi is wearing a suit from the 1910
era, Rudy has a muscle outfit and off they go. Later in the
water...
Rudy: Hey these are some big fish.
BJ: Technically they are related to you, they are animals, they are
dolphins.
Rudy: No way.
BJ: They will play with you if you let them.
Diana: Look at Katie!
Katie is on the back of one and off she goes....
Sandi: Amazing. I have no desire to do that. I get too seasick,
however, I would like to communicate.
Soon a pack of Stingrays come close and Sandi is surrounded by
a school of Stingrays and she is very happy with her lot in life.
Rudy is well, Rudy.
Rudy: I need space!
Diana: Get on the beach Rudy if you are uncomfortable.
Meanwhile Katie is on the back of the Dolphin and having a blast.
Later... on the beach.
Sandi and Katie are jabbering about their experience.
Sandi: It was so cool, I felt like we were communicating.
Katie: Me to. We were one for a long time.
BJ: There have been cases of Dolphins saving people's lives.
Rudy: No way.
Diana: Dad's right.
Rudy: Well maybe I will go back out into the water and make nice.
The herd in Guthrie
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