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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

One of the less fonder memories of boot camp was the gas chamber.
It was one of those events that the hazing was as bad as the event
itself.
At first there was talk that it might be postponed as it was August
in
Chicago and they had rules against certain training on hot days but
in
the end it turned out to be in the 80's.

Morning was spent learning how to clean and assemble the filters on
the Mark V gas mask and applying the anti-fog to the mask. We were
warned to pay attention with no talking or else the number of tear
gas
pellets they used would be increased as punnishment. Everybody
thought they were joking and anyhow they used this stuff on hippies
so how bad could it be?

As usual we were laughing about it till it was time to go into the
gas house . I remember the first thought that crosses your mind as
the
gas starts to come in is that the masks don't work or you had put
them on wrong because you were getting a little of the smell of the
gas in your mask. The second thought was that hey this stuff isn't
all that bad and the whole deal was mostly hype. You followed the
group around the building several times and you were told to remove
your mask and keep moving shouting Ho Ho Ho while you held your mask
over your head.

You quickly realized that tear gas was nasty stuff and the mask had
been working just fine. Your eyes burned, your lungs felt like they
were on fire, and even your skin burned. Sweat improves the effect
and in the heat we got the full effect. You had been warned
beforehand that when they opened the door if anyone broke and ran
when they opened the door that we would be spending extra time
in there but that thought was the farthest from everyone's mind
when the door came open and everyone broke ranks and headed
for the door. It was slammed shut in our faces and we went back to
walking around in a circle feeling sorry for ourselves and the poor
hippies and hating the Navy. After a couple of laps though it wasn't
all that bad and we were in control when they opened the door
and we walked calmly out. Once out if you didn't rub your eyes
you were back to normal in about five minutes and you stopped
coughing and your skin stopped burning.

We ran into companies that were headed over for their training
later in the day and told them that it was all just hype, everything
they said was just to scare you, and we could have spent an hour
in there.

Enjoy the chips .... buffalo

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Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the
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The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people
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The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly and soon all
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In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says,
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Was sitting in a restaurant this weekend. They had the TV turned to
ESPN which was televising a college girls' softball game.

Oh it was so sad. It was so . . . "girly."

I swear, I'm not making this up:

* They actually HALTED the game because the pitcher broke a
fingernail.

* The pitcher had a wild pitch and grazed one of the batters. Did
the batter come out of the batter box swinging? No. The pitcher
LEFT THE MOUND, walked to the batter, and GAVE THE BATTER A HUG!

* The center fielder caught the batter's ball and put her out. On a
MEN'S team, the guys on the bench would have said to the batter, "Ya
lozer!" and smacked him on the arse.

But on this GIRLY game, everyone on the bench gave the batter "high
fives" and "You go girl!" I KNOW for a fact at least one of 'em said
to her, "You know that center fielder is a stinky ho and is TOTALLY
a d*ke.. You did right when you snatched up her boyfriend."

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Psych Chips
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Jon, Brian, and Amanpreet were all locked away in a mental
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and free to leave the nut house. Should they fail, however, they'd
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All three took the doc up on his offer. The four of them went to
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doctor leads the patients up to the diving platform, some 60 feet in
the air.

The doctor motions to Jon. "Jump."

Without hesitation, Jon leaps off the platform, right into the pool,
breaking both arms in the process.

The doctor notes this on his clipboard and tells Brian, "Jump."

Also without hesitation, Brian flies off the platform into the empty
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After noting the results on his clipboard, the doctor tells Lizard
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Amanpreet shakes his head. "Naw. I don't think so."

The doctor notes this on his clipboard rather enthusiastically and
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Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed.
Doctor: You should cut down on drinks.
Patient: I don't touch a drop.
Doctor: You should cut down on smoking.
Patient: I don't smoke.
Doctor: You should stop taking drugs.
Patient: I don't do drugs.
Doctor: You should cut down on womanizing.
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Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to
begin working on her, she grabs his crotch. The dentist says,
"Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates." The woman
replies, "Yes.
Now, we're going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren't we."

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A kid had cut open a golf ball and had *eaten* the liquid centre.
The stuff in this case was a thick, dark fluid, and the child's
mother naturally assumed that it was some petroleum product. She
frantically called the family doctor, and as she was rushing to the
doctor's office with the apparently poisoned kid, the doctor was
rapidly flipping through the "Common Household Poisons" book. There
was no mention of golf balls in it. The doctor called up a golf
ball manufacturer and explained the situation; but they said that
their golf balls had a solid core. "I wish I'd asked the name of
the manufacturer!" the doctor lamented. The ball manufacturer
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centres. Another quick phone call, and the answer: the centre was
made of cod liver oil.

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A magician accidentally turned his wife into a couch and his two
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A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to
paint the toilet seat. The wife comes home sooner than expected,
sits, and gets the seat stuck to her rear. She is understandably
distraught about this and asks her husband to drive her to the
doctor. She puts on a large overcoat so as to cover the stuck seat,
and they go. When they get to the doctor's, the man lifts his
wife's coat to show their predicament. The man asks, "Doctor, have
you ever seen anything like this before?" "Well, yes," the doctor
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After deciding that their frail, elderly mother can no longer live
alone, a family brings her to a nursing home, hoping she'll be well
cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe the old woman, feed
her a tasty breakfast, and sit her in a chair at a window
overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems fine, but after a
while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two
attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her
up. Again she seems fine, but after a while she starts to tilt to
the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back
upright. This goes on all morning. Later the family arrives to see
how the old woman is adjusting to her new home.
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"It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart."

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Two attorneys boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the
window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before
take-off, a physician got on and took the aisle seat next to the two
attorneys.
The physician kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was
settling in when the attorney in the window seat said, "I think I'll
get up and get a coke. "No problem," said the physician, "I'll get
it for you." While he was gone, one of the attorneys picked up the
physician's shoe and spat in it. When the physician returned with
the coke, the other attorney said, "That looks good, I think I'll
have one too." Again, the physician obligingly went to fetch it and
while he was gone, the other attorney picked up the other shoe and
spat in it. The Physician returned and they all sat back and
enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the physician slipped
his feet into his shoe sand knew immediately what had happened.
"How long must this go on?" he asked. "This fighting between our
professions? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes
and peeing in cokes?"

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"It's so sad, but I'm not going by that way; see you some other
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"Better to hear you with dear... (hee, hee)"

"Oh grandma, what BIG eyes you have."

"Better to see you with dear... (hee, hee)"

"Oooh grandma, what BIG teeth you have."

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"Arrrghh," the Big Bad Wolf cries in pain. "Kids nowadays. I shudaff
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*One day Jimmy and his dad are out for a walk in the park. Jimmy
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Underneath as 'ridee'
Than on top as the role of the rider."

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An accident really uncanny,
Befell an unfortunate granny.
She sat down in a chair
While her false teeth were there,
And bit herself right in the fanny!

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Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
A1: She drops her nail-file!
A2: Who cares?
A3: She says, "Next".
A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the
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A5: He's had his clothes for about 2 minutes.
A6: I mean, who really cares?
A7: The batteries have run out.

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Bonus Chip
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A police officer pulls a man over for speeding. As the officer
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"Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?"

"Yes, officer... I know I was speeding -- but it is a matter of life
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"Oh, really? How's that?"

"There's a naked woman waiting for me at home."

"I don't see how that is a matter of life or death."

"If I don't get home before my wife does, I'm a dead man."

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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1765

Cozumel Cont

Diana, BJ and Sandi are at the market buying things. Sandi has her
pith helmet on and fanny back on. She is carrying a pack to store
her
purchases. So far her purchases have been food which she has eaten.

BJ: So other than trinkets what have you bought Diana?

Diana: No much, you hubby?

BJ: I almost picked up a photo of the ancient Mayans.

Diana: BJ, I am surprised at you.

BJ: Hey it had to be real, it was a black and white photo it was
old.

Diana: Groan....

Sandi: If my Daddy said so it must be true.

Diana: Here comes Tami, Katie and Rudy running...

Tami: To the ship! Hurry!

Diana: Why?

Rudy: It seems as if someone made one of the Mayan ruins collapse
accidently..

BJ: Did you guys?....

Sandi: I think we need to tippy toe to the ship. Next stop is the
Grand
Caymans.

The herd in Guthrie

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