Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
I got an early start on the chips today and was going along pretty
good when the phone rang. The Plow Guy that takes care of the
lots during the winter was working up the street from me and knew
I wanted the berm from the city plows removed from my yard. It
was the perfect time to do it because the temperatures are in the
mid thirties the next few days and the snow would be soft. It
cost 75 bucks to get the three lots done but he can scrape them
bare as he is using a Cat front end loader which has down pressure
on the blade. A regular truck mount plow floats and will leave ice.
It was fun driving up on the berm to park as it was almost 18 inches
high.
Anyhow I got a call and went out and started moving vehicles out
to the street starting with the Suburban and then I went around back
and moved the Explorer that hadn't moved since the first snow. It
had a foot of snow on the hood. I managed to hack enough it away
with
a scraper to get it out to the street where I went at it with a
shovel. As
I walked back to the house I noticed the Suburban had a flat tire
on it so I took the Explorer to the gas station and got a can of
Fix-A-Flat and then drove by the Credit Union and grabbed 300
dollars. I blew the tire up and drove to UP tire and bought a pair
of brand new tires for the back of the Suburban for 280.00. By the
time I got back to the house I needed a power nap, so here I am
with most of the day gone and still lots to do. Saturdays are like
that.
Enjoy the chips and take an extra nap..... buffalo
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Did you hear about the long delays on a golf course outside
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According
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Bob had just finished playing a round of golf and was in the locker
room getting undressed to take a shower when one of his friends
happened to notice him slipping out of a pair of women's
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room. "How long have you been playing golf in women's
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Peanut Chips
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One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd
toss
them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth.
In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question and as
he
turned to answer her, a peanut fellin his ear.
He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in
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He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying
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As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with
her date.
After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he
could get the peanut out.
The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove
two
fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard.
When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and
daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it
was nothing.
Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's
so
wonderful! Isn't he smart?
What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?'
The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, I'd say our
son-in-law.'
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Driving Chips
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There was this woman sitting on a park bench muttering to herself
and
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say, "Damn, that sonofabitch can drive", then spit, "Damn, that
sonofabitch can drive", then spit, "Damn that sonofabitch can
drive",
then spit.
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"Well", says the gal, "my boyfriend just got a brand new sports car,
so he calls me and asks me if I want to go for a ride. So I say
sure,
why not?"
"He picks me up and we drive up to the mountains. After we
have lunch, we start back down the mountain and his brakes
go out!! He's pumping the pedal, and nothing!! So now we're picking
up speed and the road is all twisty and curvey.
"We're going faster and faster and it's hard to stay on the road.
I've got my fingers embedded in the dashboard, and I'm pleading with
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"We're going about 90 mph now, with a sheer cliff on our right, a
500
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She paused. Then spit. "DAMN, THAT SON OF A BITCH CAN **DRIVE**!!"
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Chat Chips
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Speeding Chips
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A Calgary senior citizen drove his brand new 2010 red Corvette
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Taking off down the road, he floored it to 130 km/h, enjoying the
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"Amazingly wonderful," he thought as he flew down the Trans-Canada
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"I'll bet you have to think twice before you leave your wife alone
at
night." one man said to the other. "I'll say." replied the
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have to think up why she can't go with me."
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A guy came home from work, "Honey, where are you?"
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I met this fine lady on the Cape
Who had a wee bit to much grape
An' thought sex might just be fine
Til she took the measure of mine
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The bishop of Winchester Junction
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The lewd little beast
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Waiting for our aerobics class to begin, several
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gone on a diet and lost weight all at the same
time.
Thinking to myself that no human being could
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instead of these things?"
After a slight pause, she smiled and said, "Well,
my sister is pregnant now."
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1761
Galveston
Katie is thinking and looking at the sky.
Rudy: What are you thinking about Katherine?
Katie: One thing would make this trip perfect.
Tami: Oh hi guys what are you doing here?
Katie: It is perfect!
Sandi: Tami, when did you get here?
Tami: Rob and I were on the second bus. Some crazy driver on
the first bus was driving like an idiot for a while but things
settled
down finally.
Sandi: I drove the last bit here and settled it down.
Tami: Then who....?
Katie is looking at the sky and around and whistling...
Tami: I get it...
BJ: Hi Tami, we board tomorrow are you on the same ship as us?
Tami: Let me see your ticket. Drat, or I mean, we are neighbors.
Yes, we are on the same cruise.
Rob: Hello Katie. I hope you join us for supper on the cruise.
Katie bats her eye lashes: I would simply be delighted Rob.
Tami: Good grief.
To be continued
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