THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Miracles are instantaneous, they cannot be summoned,
but come of themselves, usually at unlikely moments
and to those who least expect them.
~Katherine Anne Porter
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
It is that time of year once more.
I ordered cable tv again because the war dept.
loves Christmas movies. Seems like there
are at least 3 or 4 playing every night between
now and Christmas eve. And
it does not take her long to find one to
watch. Usually I let her have the big screen tv
in the living room and I go back to my office
with my little five dollar portable tv that I
got from Goodwill. But thats another story.
When we were growing up, you only had 3 or 4
stations on mom and dad's old black and white,
console. So a Christmas movie was special. They
only played maybe one per week and you didn't get
burned out by seeing so many. Its kinda like hallmark
and Disney when we were kids. They didn't have
their own channel. So you only got to see Mickey
once a week and you might get to watch a good
Hallmark movie every couple of months. I suppose
its possible that you can have too much of a good
thing and you don't always appreciate it for what
it is. I keep telling her that is how it is with me,
She doesn't realize how good a thing she's got
because I'm always here:) heheheh...
wonder why she keeps rolling her eyes when I say
things like that?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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long time no see
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the truth about whistlers mother
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that reminds me
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thank you Rex
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every ones complaining
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difficulties
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I thought you would like to know...
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
he got busted
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macho skeet shooting
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millionaire
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one day while driving the fork lift
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bunge jumping for a cause
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The Obama snuggie
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jingle bells Ricky Nelson
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"Darling," whispered a frail little husband from his
chair. "I'm very sick, would you please call me a vet?"
"A vet? Why do you want a vet and not a medical doctor?"
asked his wife.The husband replied, "Because I work like
a horse, live like a dog, and have to sleep with a silly cow!"
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Three women are talking about their boyfriends.
"It's funny," says Samantha, "Peter's balls are
always cold as ice when I'm giving him a blow job!"
"You know what?" replies Jenny, "It's exactly the
same with my Richard!"They turn to the third girl.
"That's disgusting! I never put his thing in my mouth!"
"You're crazy," one of the girls pipes up. "A good
blow job is the best way to keep a guy! You should try it!"
She says she'll think about it.The next morning, they
meet at the cafe and the blow job novice is sporting a
wicked shiner."Whoa!" the first girl asks, "How did you
get that black eye?!""Chris hit me when I was blowing him,"
she said."What on earth for?!" the second girl asks.
"I don't know," she replied. "All I did was tell him how
strange it was that his balls were so warm, seeing as
Pete and Richard's are so cold!"
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The distinguished-looking elderly man asked at the
department store information kiosk where he might
purchase some personal stationery. He was directed to
the notions department on the third floor, but in the
crowded elevator he became confused and got off on the
fourth floor by mistake. Approaching the attractive
floor manager standing near the elevator doors, he
said, "Excuse me, Miss, but do you have notions?"
"Sure," she replied mischievously, "but during the work
week I try to suppress them until after five o'clock."
"No, no, you don't understand," he stammered. "I mean
to say, do you keep stationery?""No, I like to go with
the flow right till the end," replied the floor manager,
laughing. "And then I just start quivering all over.
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A stunning blonde had gone to her student advisor for
some course problems, but seemed to be paying only
half attention to his replies.
"Are you feeling OK?" he asked.
"Well, to be honest, I have this compulsion to have sex
with every man I meet," she admitted.
"Is there a name for my condition?"
"Why yes, there is," he said, as he picked her up and
began carrying her to the couch.
"It's called 'Good News'."
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One day, Little Johnny's grandmother sent him to the
water hole to get some water for cooking dinner.
As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes
looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and ran back
to grandma's house as fast as he could.
"Where's my bucket and my water?" She asked.
"I can't get any water from that water hole, there's
a mean ol' alligator down there!"
"Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny.
He's been there for years, And he's never hurt no one.
Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!"
"Well, Grandma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared of
me as I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"
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BUFFALO BILL
Sir Edmund
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Smoke Inhalation
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Sneeze Aivastus
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Dr Bean
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Dr Pepper
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Dragon Costume
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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