THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HAPPY THANGSGIVING TO ALL!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I am thankful.
Because I live in a home that keeps me warm and dry.
Because I have more health than sickness.
Because I live in a country that lets me worship as
I please.
Because I have over 20 thousand friends online who
read what I have to say.
Because my govt. cares enough about me to provide
as I need it. and above all else, I am thankful
Because the man upstairs has given me a family who
loves and cares for me.
May your stuffing be tasty,
May your turkey be plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have nary a lump
May your yams be delicious,
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving Dinner--
Stay Off Your Thighs!
I hope your thanksgiving is a happy one!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
boat people
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b030.html
the breasts
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b031.html
I will survive
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b032.html
the plan
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b033.html
how to make pumpkin pie
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b034.html
a thanksgiving wishbone
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b035.html
a long weekend
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b036.html
if it makes you feel better
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b037.html
I love thanksgiving
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b038.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Macy's thanksgiving day
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Pop Waffle-Happy holidays
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how to carve a turkey
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8442.html
turkey and cranberry
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8443.html
the great turkey hunt
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8444.html
Turkey jive
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/movies8445.html
Thanksgiving at the Postman's house...
A young city boy is spending Thanksgiving with his
grand parents on their farm. Whilst Grandma is getting
dinner ready, Grandpa takes the young lad for a walk
around the farm. The boy sees the bull jumping a cow
and asks Grandpa what they are doing. Grandpa tells
the boy the bull is serving the cow. In the stable two
horses are going at it and again the young lad asks
for an explanation. Grandpa says the stallion is
serving the mare. When they get to the pig sty, sure
as hell, two pigs are getting it on. The boy looks at
Grandpa and says, "I know what's going on, the boar
is serving the sow. Am I right?" Just then Grandma
calls them in to dinner. Grace is said and Grandma says
to Grandpa, "Will you please serve the turkey, Grandpa?"
The kid looks horrified and says,
"If he does, I want a hamburger."
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A professional NFL team, the Philadelphia Eagles,
had just finished their daily practice session when
a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While
the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up
to the head coach and demanded to be given a chance to
play at tight end. Everyone stared in silence as the
turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through
the defensive line. When the turkey returned to the
sidelines, the coach shouted, 'You're superb. Sign
up for the season, and I'll see to it that you get
a huge bonus.' 'Forget the bonus,' replied the turkey,
'What I want to know is, does your season go past
Thanksgiving Day?'
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A Computer Geek's List of thanks for Thanksgiving
1. Be thankful you haven't been spammed!
2. Be thankful your computer isn't down!
3. Be thankful your favorite forum isn't down!
4. Be thankful you don't have The Good Times virus!
5. Be thankful your server isn't down!
6. Be thankful for a vast selection of Web sites to browse!
7. Be thankful no one knows who you really are!
8. Be thankful someone sent you a cyber sundae,
and you didn't gain a pound!
9. Be thankful your 28 year old cyberfriend really isn't 72!
10. Be thankful for a fast Internet connnection!
11. Be thankful no one sent you a cyber voo-doo doll!
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'Twas the night of Thanksgiving
'Twas the night of Thanksgiving, But I just couldn't sleep
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.
The leftovers beckoned - The dark meat and white
But I fought the temptation With all of my might.
Tossing and turning with anticipation
The thought of a snack became infatuation.
So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door
And gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
'Til all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.
I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky
With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.
But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees....
Happy eating to all - Pass the cranberries, please.
May your stuffing be tasty, May your turkey be plump.
May your potatoes 'n gravy Have nary a lump,
May your yams be delicious May your pies take the prize,
May your Thanksgiving dinner Stay off of your thighs.
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BUFFALO BILL
Talking Italian
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Tattoo Remover
http://www.buffaloschips.com/81830.htm
Rocking Horse Ride
http://www.buffaloschips.com/81831.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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