THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
"Start every day off with a
smile and get it over with."
W. C. Fields
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
BLUEBERRIES: Buys stopped after child labor probe
Wal-Mart, Kroger and Meijer said last week they have
stopped buying blueberries from a South Haven grower
after federal investigators found children as young as
6 working in the grower's fields.
Adkin Blue Ribbon Blueberry Co. general manager Tony Marr
said the company was conducting its own investigation
to determine how children were working in its fields.
Michigan leads the nation in blueberry production with 110
million pounds harvested last year.
Perhaps you may have seen the story about the West
Michigan blueberry grower who has been crucified in
the national news lately. Seems that a couple of reporters
were out there and discovered underaged children helping
in the harvest. Federal law restricts children age 12 and
younger working in the fields. You know, its interesting,
as I grew up on the farm. I remember being as young as
6 or 7, and being out with the rest of the family
in the field when I was growing up. Helping
bring in the harvest, or whatever else had to be done.
What's interesting is, I can't say it ever hurt me
growing up. Never any harm whatsoever as far as I
can recall. If anything, it helped me grow up a little.
I'd also have to ask an interesting question. Seems to
me that it should be the responsibility of the family
to decide what their children should do. I wonder why
the law sees it differently.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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graphic video
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
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a little mouse
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Steven Wright
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A man walked into his office and told his male
co-workers his wife had given him an ultimatum:
until he quit smoking, he wasn't going to get any sex.
They asked him, "How long do you think you'll
be able to hold out?" "Until my girlfriend dies
or I get arthritis of the wrist."
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A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's car
is total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches,
dirt and blood. He asks his friend,
"What's happened to your car?"
"Well," the friend responses, "I ran into a lawyer".
"OK," says the man, "that explains the blood... But what about
the leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt?"
"Well, I had to chase him all through the park."
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A cargo plane is in mid-flight over the ocean when
suddenly the cockpit door burst open to reveal
an armed, masked hijacker to a startled pilot,
copilot, navigator, and a female passenger. He
held a gun to the pilot's head and said, "Take
this plane to Iraq or I'm gonna spill your
brains all over the place." The pilot calmly reached
up, pushed the gun aside and said, "look buddy, if
you shoot me this plane will crash right into the
sea and you'll die along with the rest of us."
The hijacker thought about it, then held the gun
to the copilot's head and said, "Take this plane
to Iraq or I'm gonna spill HIS brains all
over the place."The copilot also calmly reached up,
pushed the gun aside and said, "listen to me. The
pilot's got a bad heart and he could keel over at
the shock of my being killed. So if you shoot me,
this plane will still crash right into the sea
and you'll die along with the rest of us."
The hijacker thought about it for a moment and then
held the gun to the navigator's head and repeated,
"take this plane to Iraq or I'm gonna spill HIS
brains all over the place."
The navigator calmly reached up, pushed the gun
aside and said, "I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Those other two guys have no sense of direction.
Without me they couldn't find their way out of a
paper bag much less get this plane to Iraq. So if
you shoot me, this plane will still crash right
into the sea and you'll die along with the rest of us."
The hijacker thought some more, shrugged and this
time held the gun to the female passenger's head
and demanded, "take this plane to Iraq or I'm
gonna spill HER brains all over the place."
No one said a word, but the stewardess leaned over
and whispered something into the hijacker's ear.
He turned beet red, dropped his gun, and ran out
of the cockpit in a panic.
The crew tracked down the hijacker, who was found
cowering behind some crates in the hold, and tied
him up. The pilot then asked the stewardess what
she said that terrified the man so.
"I told him," she replied, "that if he killed me,
he'd be the one who'd have to give you guys your blow jobs."
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Mickey was in a bar having a drink, and the barmaid
was one sexy Looking blonde lady!
He slapped a ten spot on the table and said,
"I bet I can keep an eye On this drink while I go
to the bathroom." She knew the bathroom was around
the corner so she accepted the bet. He took his
glass eye out, placed it beside the drink and went
to the bathroom."Bet you I can bite my own ear,"
Mickey challenged next. The bet was accepted. He
took out his false teeth & nipped his ear.
Once more he scooped up the money."Okay," he said,
"I'll give you a chance to win your money back.
I bet I can make love to you so tenderly you
won't feel a thing." Now that was one thing she
knew about, so she accepted the bet.Mickey lifted
her skirt & away they went. "I can feel you."
she giggled."Oh well," he grinned,
"You win some, you lose some!!"
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An airline pilot wrote that on this particular
flight he had hammered his ship into the runway
really hard. The airline had a policy which required
the first officer to stand at the door while the
passengers exited, smile, and give them a 'Thanks
for flying our airline.' He said that, in light of
his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the
passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would
have a smart comment. Finally everyone had gotten
off except for a little old lady walking with a cane.
She said, 'Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?'
'Why, no, Ma'am,' said the pilot. 'What is it?'
The little old lady said, 'Did we land,
or were we shot down?'
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SYDESJOKES LIST
Crime Scene
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Crossing Guard
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Cruel Joke On Your Mate
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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