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name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Forty-six years ago today President John F. Kennedy was
assassinated in Dallas. It was pretty much forgotten this year
and I only saw a couple of shows on the History Channel and
Discovery covering the event and the conspiracies. I found an
excellent page on Wiki that tries to sort out what is true
and what is theory.
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Ontonagon is a small rural community in the Upper Peninsula.
Michigan has been hit hard by unemployment and the loss of
tax income has meant that school districts have a thousand
dollars less per student to work with and property taxes are
fixed by law. Schools are seeing drops in funding for music
and athletics and any forms of special education. We are
creating a whole generation of students that are inactive and
devoid of the little things that make you a well rounded person.
Driver's Ed for example fell a long time ago. The school still
teaches it but it costs almost as much as from a private teacher.
Both sides have preached the No Child Left Behind Act but if
a student today doesn't have instruction in Choir, Band, Drama,
Golf, Baseball, Basketball, Football, can't drive, and has never
been on a field trip, and has to walk distances to school that
would have made our parents cringe, how can they be considered
to be anything but left behind.
Anyhow towns are getting creative to fill this gap and I would
like to see Ontonagon get their playground remodeled.
Ontonagon is in a close battle in a contest to win $10,000 for a
playground from the NFL. They are one of 5 towns in the U.S. chosen
for the final round. You can vote once every day and there are 12
days left to vote. Ontonagon doesn't have a lot going for them
right now, so if you have time to vote, here's the link. $10,000
for a playground would be a nice pick me up for that economically
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This highlights absurd sexual laws from all over the world. I have
no idea if all of them are accurate, and we know that just because
something gets to your email inbox it doesn't mean it's true, but
I'm sure some of them must be true.
Here are a few unsubstantiated examples from the mail. First the
ancient.
During the Middle Ages, if you were guilty of bestiality you'd be
burned at the stake, along with the other party to your crime.
In 100 A.D., the Teutons, an Germanic tribe, would punish anyone
caught as a prostitute by suffocating them in excrement.
In 17th century Spain, it was illegal for anyone other than a
woman's husband to see her bare feet. A woman could freely expose
her breasts, but feet were considered sexual and had to be covered
in the presence of men other than her husband.
The vow of a Roman vestal virgin lasted 30 years. If she engaged in
sex before then, she was punished by being buried alive.
In Pompeii, a special law was directed at prostitutes. They had to
dye their hair either blue, red or yellow in order to be able to
work.
Peru still keeps on the books an old piece of legislation that dates
all the way back to 1583. Passed by the Third Provisional Council of
Lima, it states, "If there is anyone among you who commits sodomy,
sinning with another man, or with a boy, or with a beast...Let it be
known that it carries the death penalty."
The regional:
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
In Nepal, Bangladesh and Macao it is against the law to view movies
containing simulated lovemaking or the pubic area of men and women.
The law also does not allow kisses to be shown in any film that
includes actors from these three countries.
Cautin Province in Chile has an edict banning the hanging on the
walls of Playboy centerfolds and other sexy pinups in any home or
public building. The reason according to this decree? "It's more
worthwhile to admire a good landscape than a photograph of a naked
woman."
Featherbeds were long ago outlawed in Buenos Aires, Argentina
because "such an indulgence induces and encourages lascivious
feelings."
It's against the law in Belize for any man to have sex with or marry
his own aunt. Masked vigilantes are allowed to take the law into
their own hands and severely punish the lawbreaker, who is tied to a
tree and then flogged.
Masturbation is outlawed in French Guiana because of the "danger it
presents to the masturbator.
"is recognized as a common cause of insanity."
The law in Montevideo, Uruguay, bans a man from making love to his
wife during her menstrual period. Nor is he allowed even to touch
her between the waist and the knees. Anyone who violates this law is
fined and publicly administered 200 lashes.
The religious:
The early Christian church forbade couples from having sex on
Wednesdays, Fridays and of course, Sundays.
"Sperm is always impure," decreed Iran's Ayatollah Khomeini,
"whether it comes from coitus or from involuntary emissions while
asleep." Therefore, Iranians are forced by law to go through
ablutionor the ritualistic washing away of impurities as in a
religious riteafter being involved in certain kinds of sexual
activities. (Ablution isn't necessary, however, if the sperm stays
inside the woman's vagina after lovemaking is completed.)
In Iran, a man who perspires when he ejaculates doesn't have to
worry according to Muslim law. His sweat isn't impure, but he's not
allowed to pray so long as his clothing or body are still sweaty.
According to Iranian law, Islamic religious laws "must be obeyed and
carried out by allwithout exception and without argument. There is
no other right, no other duty but obedience." This Middle Eastern
country's Retribution Bill details the punishments for sex-related
crimes such as fornication, homosexual activity, prostitution, and
being a pimp. Each of these is punishable by death. Public morality
is strictly enforced. Any man or woman even accused of adultery is
shot.
It is illegal for a man and woman to have sex "on the steps of any
church after the sun goes down" in Birmingham, England.
The double-standards:
The law in Guatemala pulls no punches in dealing with single women
who have been accused of illicit lovemaking. Supposed female
"fornicators,
upon, and beaten by the citizens of the community. Single men aren't
punished at all when they've been caught in the act.
In the state of Texas it is a misdemeanor if two men engage in oral
and or anal sex. The same law doesn't apply to men and women
engaging in the same activity with each other.
Both Indiana and Ohio have laws that prohibit male skating
instructors from having sexual relations with their female students.
This misdeed, called "the seduction of female students," is
prosecuted as a felony. This statute applies only to male teachers.
It seems female skating instructors may have sex with male students.
A married woman in La Paz, Bolivia, is not allowed to drink more
than a tiny bit of wine. One who does is considered by law to be
morally and sexually lax, and her husband may divorce her for one
sip too many.
A husband in Honduras is guilty of adultery only when he has a
mistress and when he "keeps her in a notorious manner."
In Michigan a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her
husband's permission.
Nudity, Peeping, or Viewing Another Person:
In China, women are prohibited from walking around a hotel room in
the nude. A woman may be naked only while in the bathroom.
In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing
while standing in front of a man's picture.
The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska is required to
provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No male and
femaleeven if they are marriedmay sleep together in the nude. Nor
may any sexual activity be undertaken except while the couple is
attired in one of these plain white cotton nightshirts.
Kuwait covers all the bases when it comes to sexual feelings. It's
illegal there for a married man to glance at another woman "in a
sensual manner." Nor can any male, married or single, lustfully look
at a statue of a female or at a female animal.
Lawmakers in Bahrain have decreed that a male doctor can legally
examine a woman's genitals. But any examination must be done
indirectly. Says the law, "If a doctor must touch a woman's
genitalia for medical reasons, he must not look directly at her
genitals. He may do this only by seeing their reflection in a
mirror."
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. The
person undertaking the cleansing ritual commits a serious violation
of the law if he or she sneaks a peek. The sex organs of a dead
person must always be covered with a brick or a piece of wood during
the ritual.
Governing specific acts:
Rhode Island prohibits unmarried people from partaking of bedroom
activities under any circumstances. However, if caught, the lovers
are both fined $10.
Branchville, South Carolina, retains an old piece of legalese
covering those who "lewdly and lasciviously associate, bed, and
cohabit together, in a public or non-public place." The amorous
couple can be punished with a $500 fine and as much as a six-month
prison term.
Until the law was repealed in 1975, California husbands and wives
could both get a 15-year penitentiary term for engaging in certain
sexual practices. They were specifically prohibited from engaging in
any oral activities, even in the privacy of their own bedroom.
Sodomy laws have been repealedor are ignoredin most states, but
not Georgia, where a man was sentenced to five years in prison for
engaging in oral sex. With his wife. With her consent. In their
home.
In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a
virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night).
The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, D.C. is the
missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered
illegal.
And the ridiculous:
In Iran, the law clearly states that a Muslim man can't marry a
woman who was breast-fed as a baby by his grandmother or his mother.
Prostitutes in South Dakota are still prohibited from plying their
trade out of a covered wagon.
Indiana and Wyoming both have laws against anyone's enticing,
alluring, instigating, or helping a person under 21 to masturbate.
This activity is known in legal circles as an act of "self
pollution."
Connecticut still retains an old law forbidding any kind of "private
sexual behavior between consenting adults." This odd law makes
absolutely no distinction between married and single couples.
Every hotel room in Sioux Falls, South Dakota is required to have
twin beds. And these twin beds must always be a minimum of two feet
apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's
illegal to make love on the floor between the beds.
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Q. Dear Bruce I have some lucky condoms that I keep in my wallet. I
am beginning
to wonder if they really are lucky as they have been there for two
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Q. Dear Bruce I gave my sister one up the shitter and now she wants
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mate.
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her mate is
a Sheila it's ok.
Q. Dear Bruce, After my last Hockey game I got an erection in the
showers. Is
this normal , I am a single guy and like girls.
A. Nah mate you're queer. Only queers play hockey.
Q .Dear Bruce, my wife says I don't use enough lubricant before we
have sex.
A. Exactly how many beers are you drinking before you root her ?
Q. Dear Bruce , I am beginning to suspect I am gay. I wear leather
trousers and
have just grown a Freddie Mercury moustache. I don't know who to
turn to.
A. Get a grip of yourself man. Face facts, be logical: You're queer,
no one
likes you , get a gun, blow your brains out.
Q. Dear Bruce my girl friend says we don't do enough foreplay.
A. Geez mate, you had me stumped for a bit. I didn't recognise the
word
Foreplay. Then it struck me, Fore is what you shout in golf.. Jeez
guy, men
don't play golf with women but it's ok for her practice putting with
your dick.
Q. Dear Bruce, I fooled around with a Kiwi and now I have a dose.
What do I do ?
A. Deny ,deny, deny, deny, deny and never ever ,ever, ever ,ever
admit to going
with a kiwi.
Q. Bruce the boys are telling me there is such a thing as Dingo sex.
What is it ? A. There are two types. The first one when you wake up
next to a
f*cking ugly Sheila and you chew your arm off to escape rather than
wake her,
just like a dingo caught in a trap, and the other one is when you
drink too much
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A man walked into a restaurant and seated himself. Soon, the
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to take his order. ". . .and to drink?" she asked. The man said he
would like
coffee. The waitress promptly returned with a cup of coffee, but
spilled it on
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crying.
Chris asks, "John, what's wrong? You sound really upset."
"Well," replies John, "my wife's been cheatin' on me."
"With who?" asks Chris.
"The neighbor," replies John.
"That damn dirty slut!" says Chris.
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A cautious young fellow named Tunney
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Ole & Lena lived on a lake in Nordern Minneesoda. It was near the
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A news story said the police caught a guy trying to cash a phony
check and took him down to the station. While the officers were
distracted, the crook grabbed the check off the desk and swallowed
it. No problem: the police waited five or six hours and then charged
the guy with passing a bad check twice...
"I had a hard time at the bank today. I tried to take out a loan and
they pulled a real attitude with me. Apparently, they won't accept
the voices in my head as references."
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when
you know the battery is weak?
If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your ass will
be soaking wet.
A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a
commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table
and shouted, "Order, order." The drunkard immediately
responded, "Thank you, your honor, I'll have a scotch and soda."
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This Holiday Season be a hit and steal the show with the Amazing
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Kids will be putting their expensive toys aside just to play with
it, you'll see. The fun is contagious!
You can't put them down. Everyone wants to fly them!
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1723
Sandi's New Word
It was time to go to bed.
Katie got under the covers as usual.
Rudy was at the foot of the bed as usual.
Sandi was laying facing dad as usual. Dad was pretty tired
tonight.
BJ: Sandi, let's snugglebug!
With that Sandi rolls over and gets her back to dad and pushes
herself
against BJ doing the snugglebug. It is the first time she has
responded
to the word 'snugglebug'
BJ: You learned the word.
Sandi: Yeah, I love snugglebugging.
The herd in Guthrie
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