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"These Good Men"
I now know why men who have been to war yearn to reunite.
Not to tell stories or look at old pictures. Not to laugh
or weep. Comrades gather because they long to be with the
men who once acted their best, men who suffered and
sacrificed, who were stripped raw, right down to their humanity.
I did not pick these men. They were delivered by fate and
the U.S. Marine Corps. But I know them in a way I know no
other men. I have never given anyone such trust. They were
willing to guard something more precious than my life.
They would have carried my reputation, the memory of me.
It was part of the bargain we all made, the reason we were
so willing to die for one another.
I cannot say where we are headed. Ours are not perfect
friendships; those are the province of legend and myth.
A few of my comrades drift far from me now, sending back
only occasional word. I know that one day even these
could fall to silence. Some of the men will stay close,
a couple, perhaps, always at hand.
As long as I have memory, I will think of them all,
every day. I am sure that when I leave this world, my
last thought will be of my family and my comrades.
....such good men.
"These Good Men" by Michael Norman
Last night I channel surfed to find a show for Eva to watch as we
were
eating supper and found the new Love Bug movie on Cartoon Network.
I said, " Look Eva, Herbie."
Eva replied, " Herpes."
I said, " No Eva, Herbie The Love Bug."
Eva said, " No Grandpa, Herpes The Love Bug.
Buffy finally got the right word in her head which was good. Can't
have her screaming at every VW that goes by," Herpes."
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Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome. One has
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Many people go by and look at both beggars, but only put money into
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A priest comes by, stops and watches throngs of people giving money
to
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Star
of David.
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you
money if
you sit there with a Star of David in front of you, especially when
you're
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to
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Acccident Chips
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I was driving down the road one day on my way home from work minding
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Now me being the person that I was I always tried not to hit any
animals, be it a cat, a squirrel, a deer or a dog. But it just so
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I had gone down the road about a quarter of a mile when I looked in
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lights going. So over I pulled to see what I had done.
He came up to my car and asked for my license and registration,
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He asked me "did you know that you hit a cat a little bit back
there?"
I said "Yes sir, I tried to miss it but couldn't."
He then asked me if I thought I should go back to see who's cat it
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Now I was tired and really didn't want to, I mean it was just a cat
for sake, but it being a State Trooper I figured I better.
So I turned around and went back with him following me in his car.
As we came up to the place where I had hit the cat there was a woman
in the middle of the road picking up the cat. We pulled over and
walked up to the woman.
The State Trooper asked the lady if that was her cat.
She said that it was and the trooper looked at me like he wanted me
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I told her that I was sorry and tried to avoind hitting her cat.
She said that was alright, some things just happen.
The trooper then asked the woman, "Was the cat very expensive?"
I looked on in disbelief, I mean it was just a damned cat.
The woman said that she had had the cat for a while and she had only
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I looked over at the State Trooper and he was pulling out his ticket
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I though "OH MY GOD, it was just a cat".
All of a sudden he ripped the ticket out and handed it to the woman.
You know why he gave her the ticket?
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Short Chips
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Joe passed away. His will provided $30,000 for an elaborate
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Random Chips
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Confucius says men may have more hair on chest than woman, but on
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Because of Hurricane Isabel last week, our store was jam-packed with
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After watching a rather hot love scene on cable, the husband looked
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We were taking six children on a camping trip. I drove the lead car
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Limerick Chips
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In her youth, exhibitionist Annie
Was fequently spanked by her nannie.
That is why, to this day,
Some psychiatrists say
She is fond of exposing her fanny.
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There Was A Young Nun From Peru
Whom The Bishop Wanted To Screw,
But She Said 'The Vicar
Is Quicker And Slicker,
And Three Inches Longer Than You.'
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There was a young person named Willie
Whose actions were what you'd call silly;
He went to a ball
Dressed in nothing at all
Pretending to represent Chile.
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You know how everything in Texas is bigger than anywhere else? Well,
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was,
had to duck under all but the highest of doorways, and often had to
go
through sideways. And he was always going on about how much bigger
things were back home, used to really bore everyone senseless with
his
bragging.
Anyway, he died one day, and wound up in a mortuary where a friend
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but
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1719
Rudy's New Word
Diana: You should teach Rudy a new word.
BJ: Okay, I think I know the word he will respond to...
BJ: Rudy.. Let's take a "nap"
Rudy's ears perk up and he turns and heads downstairs and is
soon in dad's bed.
Diana: I think Mr Rutherford has learned a new command... Nap.
BJ: It is one of his favorites anyway... He loves to take a nap
with
dad.
The herd in Guthrie
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