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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Those of us with family and friends serving overseas, the deadline
for mailing Christmas gifts is rapidly approaching.
U.S. Postal Service officials have announced recommended mailing
dates for delivery by Christmas to U.S. service members serving in
Afghanistan and other overseas locations.
First-class and priority mail for service members stationed in
Afghanistan should be sent by Dec. 4 for arrival by Christmas. The
deadline for parcel airlift mail is Dec. 1, and space-available mail
bound for Afghanistan should be sent by Nov. 21.
Officials recommend that parcel post mail to all military overseas
locations should be sent by Nov. 13.
A chart with recommended mailing deadlines for all types of mail to
various APO and FPO addresses is available at the Postal Service's
Web site at
http://www.usps.
Express mail cannot be used to mail packages to Afghanistan; however
priority mail is available.
Priority mail packaging products, including priority mail flat-rate
boxes, can be obtained free at any post office, or online at
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used to mail to any overseas military address, no matter the weight
of the box, for $11.95.
The Postal Service offers free military care kits, designed for
military families sending packages overseas. To order by phone, call
800-610-8734 and ask for the military care kit. Each kit includes
two "America Supports You" large priority mail flat-rate boxes, four
medium-sized priority mail flat-rate boxes, six priority mail
labels, a roll of priority mail tape and six customs forms with
envelopes.
With the help of a nephew got the thermocouple replaced in the water
heater
and it's making hot water again. This is about the fourth year in a
row that I have had to change the thermocouple. I had the burner
assembled before the nephew
got here but lying on a cold concrete floor is a lot easier for a
young person
so that is why I got help to finish the job. It is great having hot
water back and
I took a long hot shower last night. The first day I just ignored
the problem
but by the third day, the dishes were stacked up in the sink and I
couldn't
stand my own odor anymore so it was time to fix the thing. The owner
had just replaced the hot water heater for the apartment above me a
few weeks ago
and I was half tempted to swap them but they have promised to pick
up
one for me and have it ready for the next time this happens.
Enjoy the chips.... buffalo
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Dan: When I was working in New York, I gave this girl $400 to
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Bob: What!? You gave a girl $400 for sex?
Dan: Yes I did.
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Dan: She had big t*ts and blonde hair.
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Dan: Nope, that's why I stopped payment on the check.
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Dan: Yup.
Bob: And just what did she have to say?
Dan: She wasn't very happy about it.
Bob: So what did she do?
Dan: She doesn't let me carry the checkbook anymore.
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Short Chips
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*When Tom's wife came home Sunday afternoon to find the kitchen and
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Let the fun begin....
#1
A man from UVA and TECH are all standing in the restroom taking care
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#2
A Hokie and a Wahoo are sentenced to be executed by firing squad
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the Hoo if he has a last request. The Hoo replies, "Yes, let me hear
the Good Ole Song just one more time before I die."
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#3
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Mr.
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On a trip to the USA, a wealthy Arab fell in love with Susan. He
begged
her to marry him, but she refused, saying that she had no intention
of
leaving America to live in a desert.
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from
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Susan was impressed, and she agreed to marry him.
Six weeks later, in tears, she phoned her father and asked him to
take
her back home.
"Whatever for?" asked her father.
"I've married a pervert," she cried.
"What do you mean?" he asked.
"I don't want to talk about it," she said. "Just come and take me
home."
So her father drove to her New England home. Arriving there, richly
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mile-long drive was a building so grand that it made the White House
look like a dog kennel.
He climbed the solid marble steps to huge doors, at least twelve
feet
tall, and there he met his daughter, waiting for him with her two
bags
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"Oh, father," she cried. "Take me away from here at once. I cannot
bear
to stay a moment longer."
Her father could not believe that she should want to leave such
splendor.
"What's wrong, dear?" he asked.
"The man is a pervert!" she exclaimed.
He asked his daughter to explain this perversion that was upsetting
her
so.
"When I married him," she sobbed, my ass-hole was as tight as a
penny
piece, and now, it's as big as a half dollar."
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the
sake of forty-nine cents!"
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Nun Chips
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There were two nuns..
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past
thirty-eight and a half minutes?
I wonder what he wants.
SL : It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the
most! What can we do?
SL : The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL : Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical
thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one
minute.
SL : The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way
and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what
has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what
happened!
SL : The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us
both, so he followed me.
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL : The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as
I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL : The only logical thing to do I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL : The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL : Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run
faster than a man with his pants down.
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Parting Chips
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A biology major was taking a cell biology course. The task of the
day
was
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scrape
the
inside of their mouths with a toothpick and make a slide from it and
record
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One girl in the class was having some trouble identifying some
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She called the professor over to ask him.
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A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a few drinks
and
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epileptic seizure she was shaking and foaming at the mouth. Our
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1714
The End - Continued
BJ discovered as best as he could, the thing was dead.
He carted the thing outside the cave to a crevice and dumped the
carcass down the revine.
Back in the cave Diana had prepared a crude but pleasant meal.
Diana: After we eat, we should sleep.
BJ: I agree, we do not know when our next meal or sleep will come.
Diana: I fed the dogs, all should be well for a while.
Soon sleep overcame them...and around the world the survivors dreamt
the same dream.
A place and time far in the past, before man was created.
Three personages were in a large room.
I will create a species like us. They can make decisions and will
wander over the planet I created.
That is the planet you gave me authority over? asked the right hand
man?
Yes, but you cannot have authority over the animals or man.
Then they can be made to worship you!
No. I will ask them to Love me. It will be their choice to worship
me.
That is insane. You create them...then give them a choice?
I created you, and gave you a choice.
But I am greater than they.
No, you are not. You are an Angel, they will be human. No Angel
will
be as great as a human.
Then what is my place?
To be my right hand.
They need to know fear!
The right hand leaves and storms out to plot his war.
The other, Michael says: He will cause much discord.
I know, it is my plan. How can we measure good, if we have no bad.
Soon a war breaks out and it is a terrible war. The most beautiful
Angel
there is faces defeat and takes his host with him to the world where
he has authority. Defeated by his brother Michael. Lucifer, calls
his
captains together....
We will return and take our place one day. Most of us will go to
another
dimension to build mighty machines to conquer mankind. Some will
stay here to seed discontent and sow distruction where they can. We
shall win in the end. Mankind will one day far in the future forget
about
their Creator and become weak, then they will worship me in fear.
I will round them up and create a mighty army and take this world
and
later take over the world above.
BJ wakes up in a sweat...: I know how to defeat these things.
To be continued
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