Plants gone potty!: June 2010

[PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner!

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

The reward of a thing well-done is to have done it!
~Ralph Waldo Emerson

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
The United nations has chosen to form a new comittee. It is
being called the "Women's rights panel"
The United Nations has appointed Iran to sit on the Women's
Rights panel. Also serving on the panel will be:
Ben Roethlisberger,
Chris Brown,
Phil Spector,
Robert Blake,
and chairman, O.J. Simpson.
the goal will be to further and promote of course,
the rights of women.

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My neighbor found out that her dog could hardly hear,
so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that
the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned
both ears, and the dog could hear fine. The vet
then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to
keep this from recurring, she should go to the drug
store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it
in the dog's ears once a month. The lady went to the drug
store and bought some "Nair" hair remover.
At the register, the druggist told her, "If you're
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arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
The lady said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The druggist said, "If you're using it on your legs,
don't shave for a couple of days."
The lady replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either.
If you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."
The druggist said, "Stay off bicycles for about a week."
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Little Johnny's 2nd-grade teacher was quizzing them on
the alphabet.
"Johnny," she says, "what comes after 'O'?"
Johnny says, "God, I'm coming!!"
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In his commencement speech at Kalamazoo Central High
School, President Obama told the graduating seniors,
"Don't make excuses." He said it's better to just
blame someone else.
- Bill Mihalic
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Judy: "Can you believe it that on my way to work this
morning a man showed me the lining of his raincoat?"
Betty: "Are you sure he only wanted you to see his raincoat?"
Judy: "Oh, yes! He wasn't wearing anything else."
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A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a
drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all
around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the
bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and
eats them. He then jumps onto the pool table and grabs
one of the billiard balls. To everyone's amazement, he
sticks it in his mouth, and somehow swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what
your monkey just did?""No, what?"
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table... whole!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he
eats everything in sight. Sorry! I'll pay for the cue
ball and stuff."The guy finishes his drink, pays his bill,
pays for the stuff the monkey ate, and leaves.
Two weeks later the guy is in the bar again, and has his
monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts
running around the bar again.
While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds
a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it
up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.
Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up
his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is
disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?"
"No, what?" replied the man.
"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his
butt, pulled them out, and ate them!" said the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He
still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to
pass that cue ball, he measures everything first."
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Jill meets Nadine for lunch.. "You're looking very tired
today, Nadine. Did you have a late night?"
"Yes," replies Nadine, "but it was all very strange. While
doing some gardening yesterday, I found a lamp, so I rubbed
it and out popped a genie. He gave me a choice of two wishes."
"Wow," says Jill, "so what were the choices he gave you, Nadine?"
"He said he could either give me an excellent, sharp, 100%
memory or else he could give my boyfriend a bigger penis."
"So tell me already, Nadine, what did you choose?"
"I can't remember," replies Nadine.
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Have a nice day
FROM:
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[buffalos-adult-chips] Chips For 6-30

Adult Adult

Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

We have reached the end of another month here. I take it
that everyone is enjoying themselves and summer because
my mailbox has been pretty quiet for the past month. We
have plenty of jokes but it makes the Scuttlebutt pretty
short.

We were talking about ads awhile back and I was watching
an ad from one of the yellow pages companies where they
claim that some people in the community deserve shields by
their name because they are heroes for doing their jobs well.
That is a great idea but then they go to the commercial which
shows a sports field at night dark and the hero appears
wearing a costume and cape and climbs to the top of one
of the lighting towers and works for a second and all the
lights come on. That is great for an ad but in truth no one would
wire a baseball field in series like a bunch of Christmas tree
lights
and HID lighting ( High Intensity Discharge) that you would use for
a sports field does not start immediately when you flip the switch
on, it starts with a flicker that increases to full light during a 5
minute
period I guess it looked good on a storyboard and they figured
no one notice.

I don't know what Geico 's ad budget is but they have set the mark
for the largest number of good ads and different ways of presenting
them. But it's a rough world out there in insurance advertising
and there have been a whole string of excellent Flo ads that
promise cheaper insurance than the Gecko can give you. Their
name your own price ad was popular so a competitor runs an ad
that shows a big branch falling on your car and tells you if
you had a name your own price policy, you would be responsible
for the repairs. I get my insurance from the "people doing the
right
things " company. I may pay enough extra to buy Flo a fancy nametag
but my company has accident forgiveness, which you need when
you have a Kamikaze daughter. They took care of it when Buffy
ran the old Jimmy into a van and didn't raise my premiums. I bet
Flo and the Gecko would have cancelled my policy.

Enjoy the chips... buffalo

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Bimbag - a blonde's purse
Bimbrushes - essential equipment in a bimbag
Bimbastic surgeon - specialist in breast enhancements for blondes
Bimbeeper - special instrument used as a homing device for lost
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Bimbellow - sound emanating from a blonde after she finally got the
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Bimbillion? - a blonde giving an estimate of anything
Bimblaze - the result of a blonde trying to cook
Bimblues - a blonde's state of mind after her latest boyfriend
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Bimboette - a young blonde
Bimbonese - language spoken by blondes, largely unintelligible to
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Bimbonique behavior - airhead behavior, unique to blondes
Bimboozle - to fool a blonde
Bimbore - a blonde who uses "like" more than 10 times in a sentence
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Bimboron - a blonde even less intelligent than most other blondes
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Dear Santa,

I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my
mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.

Love,

Teddy

Dear Teddy,

Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a
hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your
frigid mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that
dream. Let me get you some nice Lego's instead.

Santa

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I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.
I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese
I don't bi/tch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts
I can get where I want to - north, south, east or west
I don't get wasted after only 2 beers
and when I do drink I don't end up in tears.
I won't spend hours deciding what to wear,
I spend 5 minutes max fixing my hair
and I don't go around checking my reflection
in everything shiny from every direction.
I don't whine in public and make us leave early
and when you ask why get all bitter and surly.
I'm glad I'm a man, I'm so glad I could sing
I don't have to sit around waiting for that ring.
I don't gossip about friends or stab them in the back
I don't carry our differences into the sack.
I'll never go psycho and threaten to kill you
or think every guy out there's trying to steal you.
I'm rational, reasonable, and logical too
I know what the time is and I know what to do.
And I honestly think it's a privilege for me
to have these two balls and stand when I pee
I live to watch sports and play all sorts of ball
It's more fun than dealing with women after all
I won't cry if you figure out it's not going to work
I won't remain bitter and call you a jerk.
Feel free to use me for immediate pleasure
I won't assume it's permanent by any measure.
Yes, I'm glad I'm a man, a man you see
I'm glad I'm not capable of child delivery
I don't get all bi/tchy every 28 days
I'm glad that my gender gets me a much bigger raise
I'm a man by chance and I'm thankful it's true
I'm so glad I'm a man and not a woman like you!

Randy

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She smiled slyly and replied, "The Druggist, silly."

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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1827

The Dogs First Trip to Caldwell

Diana: Everyone in my car!

Rudy: Where are we going?

BJ: You and all of us are going to our new home in Kansas.

Rudy: Am I coming back?

Diana: For visits only.

Rudy: A-rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Diana: It's okay Rudy. Think about it. You will only have two
steps to climb
in Kansas.

Rudy: That part sounds okay.

Sandi: What is the bad part?

BJ: You will be staying with me Sandi.

Sandi: That is great news...oh ... Rudy and I will be seperated.
Sniff.

BJ: This is only for a short time. I am seperated from Diana and
it is difficult.

Sandi: And you need someone to comfort you... I can do that.

Katie: Me? What is my role?

Diana: You stay with father.

Katie: Kool!

Val: Me?

BJ: You and Rudy hang together.

Val: Yahoo!

Rudy: Groan...

The herd in Guthrie

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[PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner!

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

The safest way to double your money is to fold
it over once and put it in your pocket.
~Kin Hubbard

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER...
Bulletin... you heard it here first!

British Petroleum announced today that they will
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Thiobodeaux, Boudreaux and Fontenot were told to clean
as many brown pelicans as they could....
So far, Thibodeaux has cleaned and gutted over 56
birds while Boudreaux made the roux and
Fontenot cooked the rice.

==============

Yesterday was a difficult day. Some days, living with
emphasyma is easy and you hardly notice it. Other days,
it can be a real challenge. I don't know, I do not
think it was the weather. Some folks who suffer from
the affliction say its the humidity that makes things
worse. But yesterday was on the cool side. Anyways, to
make a long story short, later in the evening after supper,
the war department finally started checking out my
oxygen making machine. I use bottles of oxy when outside
the house, but inside is different. I have a machine
that makes it and I have a fifty foot hose that attaches
me to the machine. That allows me to manouver around the
house. She discovered finally that the filter on the
machine was real bad plugged with dirt. Washed it out,
and guess what? Difference of night and day.!!! Wow it
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but on those three-month trips at sea they start
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"Oldest trick in the book. You take the crew and divide
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"Well that's a great way to keep the ship clean, but then
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This went on, voyage after voyage. Then one day, the ship
happened back to that very first port. Coming down the
gangplank, the captain was surprised to see the cops
waiting for him. As they slapped the cuffs on him, the
captain cried out "What's the meaning of this?!"
"You sick bastard," replied the cop. "Remember all those
barrels you sold to the candle factory last time you passed through town?"
"Sure," said the captain. "What about 'em?!"
"Well, they made them into candles, sold them to the convent,
and now all the nuns are pregnant!"
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An Irish farmer named Seamus had an accident with a lorry ,
and was sueing the lorry company,
In court their hot-shot solicitor was questioning Seamus..
Solicitor
'Now didn't you say to the Police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' .
Seamus
'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my
favorite cow, Bessie, into the...'
Solicitor
'I didn't ask for any details','Just answer the question.
Did you not tell the police officer, at the scene of the
accident, 'I'm fine!'?'
Seamus
'Well, I had just got Bessie into the sidecar and I was
driving down the road....'
The solicitor interrupted again and said,
'Your Honour, I am trying to establish the fact that, at
the scene of the accident, this man told the police on the
scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the accident,
he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud.
Please tell him to simply answer the question.'
By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Seamus's
answer and said to the solicitor:
'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favourite cow, Bessie'.
Seamus thanked the Judge and proceeded.
'Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favourite
cow, into the sidecar and was driving her down the road when
this huge lorry and trailer came through a stop sign and hit
me right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie
was thrown into the other. I was hurt very bad like, and
didn't want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie moaning
and groaning. I knew she was in terrible pain just by her groans.
Shortly after the accident, a policeman on a motorbike turned up.
He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her.
After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out his
gun and shot her between the eyes.
Then the policeman came charging across the road, gun still in
hand, looked me up and down, and said,
How badly are you hurt?'
'Now what the &*#% would you have said'?
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If it is true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers,
it is understandable why mothers cry at weddings.

What's the best way to get into a sleeping bag?
Wake her up first!
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Grandma and Grandpa were sitting in their porch rockers watching
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Grandma turned to Grandpa and said, "Honey, do you remember
when we first started dating and you used to just casually
reach over and take my hand?" Grandpa looked over at her, smiled
and obligingly took her aged hand in his. With a wry little smile,
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we were engaged, you'd sometimes lean over and suddenly kiss me
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after we were first married, you'd kind of nibble on my ear?"
Grandpa slowly got up from his rocker and headed into the house.
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Grandpa replied, "To get my teeth!"
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2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over
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3. You mean there's something else to do?

4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.

5. Work.

6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.

7. Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.

8. Sleep (and dream about surfing the Internet)!
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Have a nice day
FROM:
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they
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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for
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Hand Up
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Disappointment
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My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we
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I turned to her and said, "Do you want to make love?" "No," she
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I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me
this time, simply saying "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started....

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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.

So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

And that's when the fight started....

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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch,
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I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into
a torrential downpour.

The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage,
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I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into
bed.

I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation,
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Red Chips
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Little Red Riding Hood is minding her own business and walking
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YOU!!!!"

Little Red Riding Hood jumps back in fright and yells, "OH NO!!!
ARE YOU GOING TO
EAT ME WHOLE????!!!"

"Nah", says the wolf, "I thought I'd spit that part out."

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Parting Chips
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One of the girls just walked into my office and began looking at the
pictures of my children.

"These are all of them when they were young," she said. "Why don't
you get some recent pictures of them?"

"Because," I said, "I use these pictures to remind me of when they
were little and sweet. That way, when I go home I don't kill the
little bastards."

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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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