THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
What's done is done
Live not for the past but for
what lies ahead
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
A native American prayer
Treat the Earth and all that dwell thereon with respect.
Remain close to the Great Spirit.
Show great respect for your fellow beings.
Work together for the benefit of all Mankind.
Give assistance and kindness wherever needed.
Do what you know to be right.
Look after the well being of mind and body.
Dedicate a share of your efforts to the greater good.
Be truthful and honest at all times.
Take full responsibility for your actions.
Let us greet the dawn of a new day
when all can live as one with nature
and peace reigns everywhere.
Oh Great Spirit, bring to our brothers
the wisdom of Nature and the knowledge
that if her laws are obeyed
this land will again flourish
and grasses and trees will grow as before.
Guide those that through their councils
seek to spread the wisdom of their leaders to all people.
Heal the raw wounds of the earth
and restore to our soul the richness
which strengthens men's bodies
and makes them wise in their councils.
Bring to all the knowledge that great cities
live only through the bounty
of the good earth beyond their paved streets
and towers of stone and steel.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
its a miracle
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v021.html
a crazy idea
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v022.html
consumer reports
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v023.html
redneck engagement ring
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v024.html
bus stop
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v025.html
helps the pushin
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v026.html
not what I meant
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v027.html
alarm clock
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v028.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Rodney Carrington
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/411.html
Denny Crane for president
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/412.html
1961
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/413.html
the entabulator
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/414.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
My name is Caroline
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd512.html
On the day of the Royal wedding, Sophie was getting
dressed, surrounded by her family, when she suddenly
realized she had forgotten to purchase shoes for the day.
She panicked. Then her sister remembered that she had
a pair of white shoes from her wedding so she lent
them to Sophie for the day. Unfortunately, they were
a bit too small and by the time the festivities were
over, Sophie's feet were in agony. When she and
Edward withdrew to their room the only thing she
could think of was getting her shoes off.
The rest of the Royal Family crowded round the door
to the bedroom and they roughly heard what they expected,
grunts, straining noises and the occasional muffled scream.
Eventually they heard Edward say, "God, that was tight."
"There," whispered the Queen, "I told you she was a virgin."
Then, to their surprise, they heard Edward say: "Right.
Now for the other one," followed by more grunting and
straining, and at last Edward said "My God. That was even tighter."
"That's my boy," said the Duke, "Once a sailor, always a sailor."
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I saw a Radical Muslim fall into the Cumberland
River this morning and being a responsible
citizen, I informed the emergency services.
It's 6:00 PM and they still haven't responded!
I'm now starting to think I've wasted a friggin' stamp.
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Jeff was married and a philanderer. A friend
finally took him to task. "When you run around
with other women, doesn't your conscience bother
you?" "Yes, for a certain length of time ...and then if
I don't hear from their lawyers, I feel better."
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A man goes into a bar with a black cat sitting on top of his head.
The bartender draws him a pint of Lowenbrau,
brings it to him and says, "Look. I don't know if
you realize it, but there's a CAT sitting on your
head.""What of it?" asks the man. "I ALWAYS wear a cat
on my head on a Monday afternoon."
"But today's Tuesday," replies the barkeep.
"Oh my God! Is it?" asks the man. "I must really look stupid!"
BUFFALO BILL
Pepsi Please
http://www.buffaloschips.com/uyr.htm
Pilobolus
http://www.buffaloschips.com/fer.htm
Ponies
http://www.buffaloschips.com/tred.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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