Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Normally I would send out the November Bizarre Holidays list
but it can wait for another day while I tell you about my Halloween.
I had a good morning and was watching the Lions beat the Redskins
when Buffy wanted to go pick up trick or treat candy. I went out to
fire up the Jimmy and it had a flat tire, one of the ones that only has
a 1000 miles on it to boot. The Suburban had a full size spare and
jack and since my leg is feeling a little better I broke everything
out before I got Buffy to help change it. I immediately found out that
when they put those custom wheels on with an impact wrench, they
make sure they are not going to come off not even with the large four-
way wrench I had. I called my nephew and eve with me holding the
wrench and him standing on it we could only beak two nuts loose.
I needed a 3/4 in. breaker bar with a cheater to even think about it
so we went to plan B and got a can of fix-a-flat in it and Frankie
drove it to the nearest gas station to air it up. Hopefully I can keep
it inflated till I get to UP Tire to have it repaired. I hefted the spare
tire back into the back of the Suburban and someday I will get it
stowed away properly and the jack back into it's compartment.
Trick or Treating was great, and Eva loved every second. I took
them first up to Coast Guard Housing which was packed with cars
and kids. It was like an old time Halloween in that everyone was
participating and many of the hosts were in costume. The harvest
was much better in the area of Washington Elementary, Buffy's old
school and Eva filled her pumpkin and then some. Then we drove
up to Wal-mart and Sav-A-Lot to pick up a few things and Eva got
candy from both of those places.
It wasn't the same as 40 years ago with apples and baked goods
but it still felt good. It was perfect fall weather, people were smiling,
and I'm sure that we put all of the evil back into its place for another
year.
Enjoy the chips...... buffalo
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The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the
length of a football field.
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That would be true if the human was only one foot tall. However:
6' the height of a human
x
350 times its body length
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2100 feet
Divided by
3 number of feet in a yard
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700 yards
divided by
120 yards in a football field, goalpost to
goalpost
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5.8 number of football fields a human could jump if it jumped like a flea
I have seen this a number of times before and it is always the same.
Unless my math has failed me, the answer that everybody publishes is wrong.
Yes, I know it is only a joke and I shouldn't take it too literally but
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn Vol 1912 Sunny Delight Diana: Brrr it is cold
outside.
BJ: Sure is none of the dogs want outside.
Diana: Except one.and he will not come inside.
BJ goes outside..: Rudy you want to come in?
Rudy: No, it feels great out here. Why would I come in?
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