THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Hem your blessings with thankfulness
so they don't unravel
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
"I am still determined to be cheerful and happy,
in whatever situation I may be; for I have also learned
from experience that the greater part of our happiness
or misery depends upon our dispositions,
and not upon our circumstances."
~Martha Washington~
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
autopsy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w026.html
a catscan
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w027.html
school for the blind
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w028.html
sex change
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w029.html
a promotion
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w030.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
PEOPLE ARE AWESOME
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/461.html
Midas
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/462.html
drunk waking up
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/463.html
don't walk naked
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/464.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
Florida court announcement
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd525.html
"Your Honor," she told the judge, "I want a divorce.
My husband has been cheating on me."
"That is a serious accusation," the judge said.
"Do you have any evidence to substantiate this
claim of your husband's infidelity?"
"Yes, Your Honor. Just last night I was walking down
Broadway when I saw him go into a movie with another woman."
"Who was this other woman?" the judge asked.
"I don't know. I never saw her before."
"Then why didn't you follow them into the theatre
and find out who she was. It may have been just a
harmless coincidence. You should have gone in after them."
"I would have," she explained, "but the fellow I was
with had already seen the picture."
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A Greek Restaurant owner daily teased his Chinese
neighbor whenever he met him, "How much is the flied lice today?"
The Chinese restaurant owner would fume and walk
back into his restaurant and decided to avoid the
Greek owner. One day the Chinese owner decides to go
for speech lessons and after three months of intense
learning decides to confront the Greek with his new skill.
When the Greek sees the Chinese owner he asks the usual
question "How much is the flied lice?"
The Chinese replies confidently: "It is not flied lice,
It is fried rice, you Gleek plick!!!!"
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Henry and Molly were in divorce court after many years of marriage.
The judge asked, "Henry, is it true that through the last three years
of your marriage, you did not speak to Molly?"
"Yes, your honor, that is correct."
"And how do you explain this unusual conduct?"
Harry replied, "I didn't want to interrupt her, Your Honor."
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One night my husband, a retired Army colonel, was watching a program on TV
about paratroopers. As one D-Day jumper began to comment, Lee exclaimed,
"That's Jack Norton! I served in both Korea and Vietnam with him."
Then, after watching the man speak for a few moments, he quietly remarked......
"You know you're getting old when you have more friends on the
History Channel than in the news."
BUFFALO Bill
Bob & Tom Around The World Series
http://www.buffaloschips.com/8293.htm
Boob Job
http://www.buffaloschips.com/8294.htm
Borrowing The Old Mans Car
http://www.buffaloschips.com/8295.htm
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FUN PAGES
Drunk Ants
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=39822&s=n
A Blonde Walks
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=5098&s=n
Death by Vending Machine
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41422&s=n
Walked Into The Pet Store
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=5317&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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