THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Stop worrying about the potholes in the
road and enjoy the journey.
~Babs Hoffman
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
WASHINGTON (SR) - President Barack Obama has directed
the Pentagon to replace the "don't ask, don't tell"
policy with one that will allow openly gay men and
women to serve in the military. Defense Secretary
Robert Gates and the chairman of the Joint Chiefs
of Staff, Admiral Mike Mullen, will present details
of the plan to U.S. Lawmakers next Tuesday.According
to sources inside the Pentagon, changes to be
implemented include adding choreography to marching
regimens, equipping all dorms with double-wide bunks,
new fitted uniforms in seasonal color palettes, the
installation of hot tubs, and more. In a potentially
controversial move, the Pentagon will announce the
formation of a new all-gay, all male company named
the "Fighting 69th Sodomites." Sources credit the
creation of the 69th to House member Barney Frank,
who has reportedly been working "very, very closely"
with gay Pentagon officials.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
incontrol
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v030.html
the later years
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v031.html
bannanas
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v032.html
WTF??
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v033.html
doc don't get it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v034.html
do you mind
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v035.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
unwelcome visitors
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/415.html
lost
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/416.html
disappearance
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/417.html
impossible
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/418.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
unfortunate gravestones
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd513.html
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After the birth of their child, an
Episcopal priest, wearing his clerical
Collar, visited his wife in the hospital.
He greeted her with a hug and
A kiss, and gave her another hug
And kiss when he left.
Later, the wife's roommate commented,
"Your pastor is sure friendlier than mine."
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Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition
imposed by circumstances.While attending a Marriage
Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor
declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives
know the things that are important to each other."
He then addressed the men. "Can you name and describe
your wife's favorite flower?"
Frank leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently, and whispered,
"Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?"
And thus began Frank's life of celibacy.
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A well-dressed business man was walking down the street
when Little Johnny, covered in soot said to him respectfully,
"Sir, can you tell me the time?"
The portly man stopped, carefully unbuttoned his coat and
jacket, removed a large watch from a vest pocket, looked
at it and said, "It is a quarter to three, young man."
"Thanks," said Johnny. "At exactly three o'clock you can kiss my ass."
With that, the kid took off running, and with an angry cry,
the outraged businessman started chasing him. He has not
been running long when an old friend stopped him. "Why are
you running like this at your age?" asked the friend.
Gasping and almost incoherent with fury, the business man said,
"That little brat asked me the time and when I told him it was
quarter to three he told me that at exactly three,
I should kiss his ass!"
"So what's your hurry?" said the friend.
"You still have ten minutes."
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Mrs. Yetta Rosenberg gets off the plane in Miami and,
being tired from the flight, goes to the first hotel
she sees in order to get a room. She walks up to the
desk and tells the clerk, "I'm Mrs. Yetta Rosenboig,
and I desire a room for the night."
The clerk looks disdainfully at her and coldly says,
"I'm sorry, madam, but our hotel is completely booked."
Just then, a man with his suitcase in hand, drops his
key and a check at the desk, and heads for the door.
"Oy, vot luck, says Mrs. Rosenberg. "I can take 'his'
room.""I'm sorry, madam," says the clerk, "but I thought
you understood my meaning. To be blunt, we do not cater to
Jews.""Jews?" exclaims Mrs. Rosenberg. "So, who's a Jew?
I'm a Cat'lic."In obvious disblief, the clerk asks her,
"If you're a Catholic,
then answer this question: Who is the Son of God?"
"Dot's easy," says Mrs. Rosenberg, "Jesus Christ."
The clerk, still not convinced, then asks, "Who was Jesus'
mother and father?"
"Mary and Joseph," replies Mrs. Rosenberg, testily.
Then the clerk asks, "And where was Jesus born?"
"In a manger in a barn," answers Mrs. Rosenberg,
becoming agitated.
"And why was Jesus born in a manger in a barn?" asks the
clerk."Cause a shmuck like you vouldn't rent a room to
Jews!!!"
BUFFALO BILL
Call To Navy Recruiter
http://www.buffaloschips.com/012813.htm
Country Music
http://www.buffaloschips.com/012814.htm
Crappy hp Printer
http://www.buffaloschips.com/012815.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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