THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Mama's Thanksgivings were magic days
when she displayed her magic ways
of filling our house with holiday joy
and extra love for each girl and boy
The tablecloth was starched and white
The good China and silver-my Mom's delight
-used only for special times like this
and pies surely made from an Angel's kiss
With lemon meringue piled so high
it was such a pleasure to eat
and the traditional pumpkin pie
with homemade whipped cream so sweet
The house was spotless, the radio on
with lovely old Thanksgiving songs
And knowing Christmas was on the way
made things all the more special on this day.
With turkey and stuffing delectable and delicious
Mama "served it up" -on those China dishes
The huge turkey claimed the center of our table
and Mama filled our plates since we weren't able
to reach to a table that seated ten
-sure that everyone ate together back then.
Mama didn't have much to offer each one
but when the food was devoured and the pie was all gone
We knew that our greatest gift was right there
-a very precious person, filling Mama's chair!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
In a galaxy far far away
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w006.html
Peanuts
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w007.html
in the new world
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w008.html
alcohol
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w009.html
Obama and God
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w010.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
home recovery
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/448.html
drinking a coke
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/449.html
driveby farting
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/450.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
London Eye
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd522.html
Two guys are sitting at the bar. One says, "Did your
hear the news? Mike's dead."
"Whoa! What happened to him?"
"Well, he's on his way over to my place the other day
and when he arrives outside the house he doesn't brake
properly and BOOM – he hits the curb and the car flips
up and he crashes through the sunroof. He goes flying
through the air and smashes through my upstairs bedroom
window."
"What a horrible way to die!"
"No, no, he survives that; that doesn't kill him at all.
He lands in my upstairs bedroom and he's all covered
in broken glass on the floor. Then, he spots the big old
antique wardrobe we have in the room and reaches up
for the handle to try to pull himself up. He's just dragging
himself up when BANG – this massive wardrobe comes
crashing down on top of him, crushing him and breaking
most of his bones.."
"What a way to go! That's terrible."
"No, no, that doesn't kill him; he survives that. He
manages to get the wardrobe off him and crawls out
onto the landing. He tries to pull himself
up on the banister but under his weight, the banister
breaks and he goes falling down on to the first floor.
In mid air, all the broken banister poles spin and fall
on him, pinning him to the floor, sticking right
through him and into the flooring."
"Now, *that* is a most unfortunate way to go!"
"No, no, that doesn't kill him; he even survives
that; he pulls himself loose. So now he's on the
downstairs landing, just beside the kitchen. He
crawls in to the kitchen, tries to pull himself up on
the cooker, but latches onto a big pot of boiling
water and WHOOSH – the whole thing comes
down on him and burns most of his skin off."
"What a horrible death!"
"No, no, he survives that, too. He's lying in
all that water, and he spots the phone with his
one remaining eye and tries to pull himself up
to call for help, but instead he grabs the light
switch and pulls the whole thing off the wall
and the water and electricity don't mix and so
he's lying there with the juice running through
him and can't get away from it."
"What an ugly way to die!"
"No no, he even survives *that*, then he..."
"Hold on now....just how the hell DID he die?"
"I shot him."
"You shot Mike? What the hell did you
shoot him for?"
"Well, duh! He was wrecking my house.."
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A curious little boy asks his mom what his younger
sister has between the legs; the young mother does
not know how to explain to the boy, so she says:
"It's like the Garage..."
The boy then asks: "What is mine called?"
"It's called the Car..." the mother replies.
A few days later, the phone rings while the parents
are "busy" in the bedroom; the little boy answers it.
It's his dad's friend: "Is your father home? Could I
speak to him?" "Yes, but he's busy", the boy replies.
"What's he doing? I wanna talk to him..." "Wait,
let me check..." The boy looks through the bedroom
keyhole; then comes back and says: "He's putting the
Car in the Garage "Ok, I'll call back..." A short while
later, the man calls back: "Can I talk to your dad now?"
"He's still busy...""What? What's he doing? How long
does it take him to put the car in the garage anyway?"
"Wait, let me check..." The boy, again, looks through
the bedroom keyhole, comes back and has this to tell
his dad's friend: "He's still trying to put the Car in
the Garage; he keeps moving the Car back and forth.
He seems to have problem putting the rear wheels of
the Car into the Garage..."
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Dave sold strawberries off his truck out in the suburbs.
He knocked on the door of a house.
"Wanna buy some strawberries?"
"Come around the back," answered the pretty young blonde.
Dave walked to the rear, rang the bell, and the woman
opened the door.To Dave's shock, she stood there stark
naked. Not a stitch of clothes on. Dave started to cry.
"What's the matter?" asked the blonde."Today, my wife
ran away with my best friend," explained Dave, "I lost
three thousand dollars on the stock market, and now
you're gonna screw me out of my strawberries."
BUFFALO BILL
IKEA Adverts
http://www.buffaloschips.com/90203.htm
I love the beach
http://www.buffaloschips.com/90204.htm
Indian teacher explaining the word fuck
http://www.buffaloschips.com/90205.htm
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FUN PAGES
Flight Simulator X
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42157&s=n
Gone Postal
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=37209&s=n
Split a Starfish
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42217&s=n
How to Make a Paper Mirage
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42155&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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