THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Adult- Alien Women Invading Earth
Female aliens are invading the earth
and kidnapping men with big peckers.....
You personally, are not in any danger.
I just emailed you to say goodbye
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
I'm wet
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u067.html
call a doctor
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u068.html
a little of this a little of that...
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u069.html
education
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u070.html
oh man
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u071.html
tell the nurse
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u072.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
JOHNNY CARSON..X RATED UNCUT UNCENSORED FOOTAGE
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/393.html
one day at the park
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/391.html
7 up truck drivers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/392.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
Parodox times
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd506.html
hot chix
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd507.html
A retired man who volunteers to entertain patients in
a nursing homes and hospitals went to one local hospital
in Brooklyn and took his portable keyboard along. He
told some jokes and sang some funny songs at patients'
bedsides.When he finished he said, in farewell, "I
hope you get better."One elderly gentleman replied,
"I hope you get better, too."
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A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other
on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over
to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game.
The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely
declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is
really easy and a lot of fun. He explains "I ask you
a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay
me $5, and vice-versa." Again, she politely declines
and tries to get some sleep.The lawyer, now somewhat
agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer
you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will
pay you $500," figuring that since she is a blonde
that he will easily win the match. This catches the
blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be
no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to
the game.The lawyer asks the first question. "What's
the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde
doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls
out a five dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer. Now,
it's the blonde's turn.She asks the lawyer: "What goes
up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"
The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes
out his laptop computer and searches all his references.
He taps into the Air phone with his modem and searches
the Net and the Library of Congress.Frustrated, he sends
E-mails to all his coworkers and friends he knows. After
over an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.
The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to
get back to sleep.The lawyer, who is more than a little
miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what IS
the answer!?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into
her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep!
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Wearing a feathered hat and carrying a shiny handbag, a
woman was ready to leave for a wedding when she had to
change her baby's diaper. To her surprise, this was
accomplished without the usual wriggling and crying. The
child seemed hypnotized by her new hat and bag.
One night the baby became restless because his diaper
needed changing. Anxious not to wake her husband, she
remembered the effect of the new hat and bag. She donned
the hat and put the bag on her arm but to no avail. The
baby continued to yell in his usual hearty fashion.
Her husband sat up in bed, saw her dressed in shortie pajamas,
hat and bag and said, "Good grief, woman, no wonder
the child is screaming."
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BUFFALO BILL
Bowl
http://www.buffaloschips.com/012109.htm
Boxing Match
http://www.buffaloschips.com/012110.htm
Brownies
http://www.buffaloschips.com/012111.htm
Camera 21
http://www.buffaloschips.com/012112.htm
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FUN PAGES
Cat Death Penalty
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42248&s=n
Paper Airplane Guinness Record
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42160&s=n
Life of Pun
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41412&s=n
Simon Game
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41554&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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