THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING~~~~!!!!!!!
The happiest moments of my life have a been the few
which I have passed at home in the bosom of my family.
- Thomas Jefferson, 1743 - 1826
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!
May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have never a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
pasta
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w016.html
normal happy families
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w017.html
when I was a kid
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w018.html
u complained
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w019.html
stuffing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w020.html
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The Nielsen's Thanksgiving cartoon
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/454.html
Woman vs. Turkey
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/455.html
Thanksgiving Day
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/456.html
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Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving.................
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen
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One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's
house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my
sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my
sister that she needed something from the store.
When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the
oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and
inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey.
She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey
out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing.
When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and
pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed,
"Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!"
At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.
It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
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It was Thanksgiving day and
Everyone was seated around the table as the food was
being served. When little Logan received his plate,
he started eating right away.
"Logan, wait until we say our prayer," his mother reminded him.
"I don't have to," the little boy replied.
"Of course you do," his mother insisted, "we say a prayer
before eating at our house."
"That's at our house," Logan explained, "but this is
Grandma's house and she knows how to cook."
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What does a turkey say:
Gobble, Gobble, Gobble.
What does a turkey with a sore throat say?
Gargle, Gargle, Gargle.
What does a turkey with club feet say?
Hobble, Hobble, Hobble.
What does a dyslexic turkey say?
Boggle, Boggle, Boggle.
What does a turkey with a lame leg say?
Waddle, Waddle, Waddle
What does a turkey with a bladder problem say?
Puddle, Puddle, Puddle
What does a turkey with an invisible handicap say?
Subtle, Subtle, Subtle
What does a turkey with a balance problem say?
Stumble, Stumble, Stumble
What does a turkey with a speech impairment say?
Mumble, Mumble, Mumble
What does a turkey with a rickety wheelchair say?
Rattle, Rattle, Rattle
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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