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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
I am sitting here as I write this watching a replay of the Purdue and
Wisconsin game from Saturday. I watched quite a bit of football this weekend
and I enjoy Big Ten Football every bit as much as the NFL. Michigan State
had a great win this week over Minnesota and they are at the moment in
serious contention for the Rose Ball as both Ohio State and Michigan State
have one loss each.
Even the Lions had a great game against the Jets today and came close to
winning. I enjoy seeing the Lions play even when they lose every game in the
season. I have seen them score first against much better teams and then lose
by a few points because of penalties or interceptions. But they are growing
and I hope to live long enough to see them go to the Super Bowl.
Eva and I have an agreement that when I am watching football or baseball on
my TV that we will not change the channel but any other time is negotiable.
Big Ten TV usually has a replay or classic game on and I'll flip over to it
and tell Eva there is a game coming on and she will just walk off grumbling
and after she is gone for a few minutes I can turn back to what I was
watching
Enjoy the chips and have a good Monday... buffalo
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn Vol 1916
Katie and Val BJ and Diana are watching TV when they hear growling.
They look and they see Katie with her bear. She is holding it in front of
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BJ: So this is the Katie that is a loner? The dog that will not play with
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