THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
The quickest way to double
your money is to fold it
and put it back into your pocket
Will Rogers
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Just when you thought the postman was gone
and disappeared eh? Well I am back! I missed
Halloween. had a good batch of funnies and
cartoons saved up that I was gonna send out:(
Missed that good ole halloween candy too.
Bummer. You go to the hospital, the whole world
seems like it just passes you by. Missed an
election. Didn't get to vote.:( But alas the
health issues once again had to be dealt with.
I was only in for 3 days and two nights. That
was enough in that place! let me tell ya!
I came home last night, sat down in the chair
and Turk the dog, aka Carlos the rat, was all
over me. Apparently I must have had a pretty
dirty face since he spent a good deal of time
lickiing it clean. Ahh ,,,life is good once again.
Good to be back home!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
honey I'm ready
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u051.html
how bad could it be
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u052.html
be careful
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u053.html
wet shawl night
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u054.html
cheerleading
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u055.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIVES
nations of the world
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/379.html
lipstick
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/382.html
a male blonde
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/384.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
digital art
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd504.html
Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint
the seat on their toilet. Finally, he got around to doing it while
Lucy was out. After finishing, he left to take care of another matter
before she returned. She came in and undressed to take a shower.
Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to
stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued
her to the toilet seat. About that time, Charlie got home and
realized her predicament.
They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever.
Finally, in desperation, Charlie undid the toilet seat bolts. Lucy
wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her to the hospital
emergency room.
The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to
free her (Try to get a mental picture of this.). Lucy tried to
lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet
you've never seen anything like this before." The Doctor replied,
"Actually, I've seen lots of them. I just never saw one mounted and
framed."
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The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty year-old rancher
in town. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor
had it that he was marrying a "mail order" bride. Being a good
friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom assured
him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new
bride to be. Tom proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in November."
Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that
the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by
an eighty-year-old man. Wanting his old friend's remaining
years to be happy the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should
consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch,
knowing nature would take its own course. Tom thought this was a
good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.
About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again.
"How's the new wife?" asked the banker.
Tom proudly said, "Oh, she's pregnant."
The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued,
"And how's the hired hand?"
Without hesitating, Tom said, "She's pregnant, too."
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As Bobby serviced an alarm system at a jewelry store recently, the
saleswoman let him know that the store was having a 20 percent off
sale."I bet your girlfriend would love it if you bought her something."
she suggested."I don't have a girlfriend," he answered.
"No girlfriend? Why not?"
"My wife won't let me."
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The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the
phone rang. He listened intently, and after a moment his face
brightened.When he hung up, he immediately phoned his mother
to tell her the good news.
"Ma," he shouted, "the results are in. I won the election!"
"Honestly?"
The politician's smiled faded. "Aw, Ma, why bring that up
at a time like this?"
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BUFFALO BILL
Midgey
http://www.buffaloschips.com/abjhuh.htm
Momma Is Santa
http://www.buffaloschips.com/agfrtt.htm
Morning Peepers
http://www.buffaloschips.com/adfgff.htm
Moshonov
http://www.buffaloschips.com/afgftt.htm
FUN PAGES
Lions Eat Sloth
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=34737&s=n
Balloon Eater
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=38556&s=n
Never-Married Woman In Her 40s
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=6457&s=n
Blonde Secretary
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=20496&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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