THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
It's a pleasure to give advice,
Humiliating to need it,
and normal to ignore it.
Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So ya gonna have a fake tree for xmas this year?
you think that is the "green" solution?
think about this:
Up to 92 percent of the artificial trees are created in China
Michigan is the 3rd largest grower of real trees in the US
Help the US economy this year, buy a green tree.
Tree growers plant an average of three seedlings for each tree harvested
The industry employs 100,000 nationwide
Around 1833, the first artificial tree was marketed by
Sears Roebuck & Co. For 33 "limbs," the cost was 50 cents
55 limbs cost $1
FROM THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Barney Frank announced his resignation from Congress!
He Will pursue his dream job with the TSA.
He said it would provide him with a great opportunity!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
complaining husband
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bad elephant!!!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w032.html
odd
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w033.html
rare
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w034.html
auto sales
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w035.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
dry retriever
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/465.html
hot chick
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/466.html
fender bender
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/467.html
drunken baby
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/468.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
Highway of heros
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couple bought themselves a squirrel pet. One night
they went out for dinner and locked the squirrel in
the closet. Later that night a thief broke into
their house. The thief was in the process of stealing
the couple's valuables when he heard the couple's car
arriving home. The thief then immediately hid in the
closet. The owners came into the house, and went
straight to bed. But in the middle of the night
they were awoken by a scream. The husband opened the
closet to see the thief squirming on the floor.
The husband immediately bound the thief tightly with
some rope and asked what made him yell so loud.
The thief replied in pain, "When your damn s
quirrel mistook my ass for a hollow in a tree -- I
held out; then it mistook my balls for nuts, I gritted my
teeth; but when it decided to carry the nuts into
the hollow I screamed."
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I asked my missus if we could try the Chilean Miner
position the other night.She asked if that was the one
where she goes deep down my shaft and
stays there until she needs to come up for air?
I told her no, it's the one where she fucks off and
I don't see her for 4 months.
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Little Johnny had a first date lined up with a woman he
had been after for quite a while. When she finally
consented to go out with him, he wanted to plan the
most romantic evening he could.He picked her up at her
apartment, and then drove out to the beach.
Little Johnny had prepared very carefully for this date
and brought out a blanket for them to sit upon the sand
and a bottle of the finest wine.
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The moonlight was shining down on them and Little Johnny
poured his date some wine. He handed her the glass, looked
lovingly in to her eyes and said, "Now this is what I call
romantic. The waves crashing on the shore, the moonlight in
your eyes, a warm tropical breeze, a bottle of wine.....,"
he takes a sip of wine and says, "Oh and by the way...
do you Spit or Swallow?
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BUFFALO BILL
Gay Weatherman
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Hot Moments
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Impossible
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FUN PAGES
Illegal Gum
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Are You Dumb?
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Las Vegas Clocks
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Pulled Janet Jackson Over
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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