THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Don't worry about avoiding temptation...
As you grow older, it will avoid you.
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don't and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 liter of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..
However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of shit.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
dishonesty
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w021.html
facebook
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w022.html
bad news
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w023.html
forbidden
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w024.html
Good lord, Ethel....
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w025.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
All Time Best Monster Truck Crash:
King Kong at Myrtle Beach
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/457.html
Dr. Pepper
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/458.html
controlled impact
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/459.html
2 wheel driving
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/460.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
on the lake...hot chick
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd524.html
"I was riding my camel in the middle of the Sahara,"
exclaimed the Muslim. "Suddenly, a fierce sandstorm
appeared out of nowhere. I truly thought my end had
come as I lay next to my camel while we were being
buried deeper and deeper under the sand. But I didn't
lose my faith in Allah. I prayed and prayed, and
suddenly, for ten miles all around me, the storm
stopped and I was able to get back to my village.
The Christian chimed in. "One day while I was fishing
in a little rowboat in the ocean, a giant storm came
from nowhere. 50 foot waves! I thought my end had
truly come. I prayed and prayed to God, and then, for
ten miles around me, the storm ceased and I was able to
row back to shore."The Jew started. "I was in the
middle of New York City. Suddenly, a black bag on the
ground appeared out of nowhere. I put my hand inside and
found that it was full of cash. I truly thought my end
had come as it was a Saturday and we're not allowed to
handle money on the Sabbath. But I didn't lose my faith.
I prayed and prayed, and suddenly, for ten miles around me,
it was *Tuesday* !"
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A lady was in the stirrups at her gynecologist's
office having her annual checkup, when she heard the
doctor talking to himself as he examined her:
"My, what a big vagina! My, what a big vagina!"
The lady was, to put it mildly, a bit annoyed. Being
the assertive type she spoke up immediately:
"Doctor, I can't believe what I'm hearing! I think it's
incredibly unprofessional of you to say something like
that. To say such a thing once was bad enough, but
twice is outrageous!""I'm very sorry," replied the doctor,
"please forgive me. But just to set the record straight,
I only said it once."
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During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you
determine whether or not an older person should be put
in an old age home?" "Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub,
then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person
to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the
bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug.
Do you want a bed near the window?"
BUFFALO BILL
Hot Sex
http://www.buffaloschips.com/8298.htm
How I crashed my Harley
http://www.buffaloschips.com/8299.htm
How I Will Feel If Hillary Is Elected
http://www.buffaloschips.com/82910.htm
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FUN PAGES
Lion Fights
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42289&s=n
Pet Dogs Illegal
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42236&s=n
Mystery of Shark Island
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41762&s=n
Thing Thing Arena 2
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41834&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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