THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Age is like mind over matter,
if you don't mind, it don't mattter.
~Doug Christian
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Well it has now been the third day of fire arms
/deer season here in Michigan. Many hunters
were succesful in tagging quota on their first
venture out in the wild. Altho others have not
been so lucky ...
Injuries have been minimal, with only one
reported accident due to fire arms injury.
The accident is suspicious. The hunter claims
he shot himself, however there is reason to
believe there may have been other factors
related to the incident.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
yoho
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v051.html
tooth paste
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v052.html
library
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v053.html
pest control
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v054.html
balance of nature
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v055.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
The Farmers daughter
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/430.html
and remember, water boarding is cruel
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/431.html
the hunting lodge
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/432.html
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power point display
hot chix
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd517.html
Students at a Med School were receiving their first
anatomy class with a real dead human body. They are
all gathered around the surgery table with the body
covered with a white sheet. Then the professor started
the class by telling them:"In medicine, it is necessary
to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first
is that it is necessary that you don't get disgusted."
The Professor uncovered the sheet, sunk his finger in
the butt of the dead body, withdrew it and sucked it.
"Go ahead and do the same thing" he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated and subsequently
taking turns, sunk their finger in the butt of the
dead body and sucked it after withdrawing it. When
everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them:
"The second important quality is observation. I inserted
the middle finger and sucked the index. Pay attention people!!!"
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An American businessman in Glasgow walked into a restaurant
and asked the waitress what the special was. "Roast and rice,"
the Scottish miss replied in a heavy brogue.
"You certainly do roll your R's," the businessman observed.
"I suppose," she giggled, beginning to blush, "but only
when I wear high heels."
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THE ROOM WAS FULL OF PREGNANT WOMEN WITH THEIR PARTNERS
AND THE INSTRUCTOR WAS IN FULL SWING.
THE INSTRUCTOR WAS TEACHING THE WOMEN HOW TO BREATHE
PROPERLY AND TELLING THE MEN HOW TO GIVE THE NECESSARY
ASSURANCE TO THEIR PARTNERS AT THIS STAGE OF THE PREGNANCY.
SHE SAID "LADIES, REMEMBER THAT EXERCISE IS GOOD FOR YOU.
WALKING IS ESPECIALLY BENEFICIAL. IT STRENGTHENS THE
PELVIC MUSCLES AND WILL MAKE DELIVERY THAT MUCH EASIER!"
SHE LOOKED AT THE MEN IN THE ROOM, "AND
GENTLEMEN, REMEMBER -- YOU'RE IN THIS TOGETHER ---
IT WOULDN'T HURT YOU TO GO WALKING WITH HER."
THE ROOM SUDDENLY GOT VERY QUIET AS THE MEN ABSORBED THIS INFORMATION.
THEN A MAN AT THE BACK OF THE ROOM SLOWLY RAISED HIS HAND.
"YES?" ANSWERED THE TEACHER.
"I WAS JUST WONDERING. IS IT ALL RIGHT IF SHE CARRIES A
GOLF BAG WHILE WE WALK?"
BRINGS A TEAR TO YOUR EYES, DOESN'T IT?
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Buffalo Bill
Christmas Songs The O.J. Way
http://www.buffaloschips.com/12210.htm
Church
http://www.buffaloschips.com/12211.htm
Dad Blanket
http://www.buffaloschips.com/12gh.htm
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Fun pages
Donkey Feet
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42240&s=n
Paper Airplane Guinness Record
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42160&s=n
A Blonde In The Pet Store
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=6085&s=n
Death by Football
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41377&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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