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"These Good Men"
I now know why men who have been to war yearn to reunite.
Not to tell stories or look at old pictures. Not to laugh
or weep. Comrades gather because they long to be with the
men who once acted their best, men who suffered and
sacrificed, who were stripped raw, right down to their humanity.
I did not pick these men. They were delivered by fate and
the U.S. Marine Corps. But I know them in a way I know no
other men. I have never given anyone such trust. They were
willing to guard something more precious than my life.
They would have carried my reputation, the memory of me.
It was part of the bargain we all made, the reason we were
so willing to die for one another.
I cannot say where we are headed. Ours are not perfect
friendships; those are the province of legend and myth.
A few of my comrades drift far from me now, sending back
only occasional word. I know that one day even these
could fall to silence. Some of the men will stay close,
a couple, perhaps, always at hand.
As long as I have memory, I will think of them all,
every day. I am sure that when I leave this world, my
last thought will be of my family and my comrades.
....such good men.
"These Good Men" by Michael Norman
buffalo says Snow is here and as always it is amazing how it will
actually stick and turn the ground white on the first time. You would
think with the ground still in the forties that it would melt right away
but that air space between the flakes and the dirt helped by the
grass gives it a layer of insulation until people walk and drive across
it and force the cold into the ground. The worst hit is the area of the
front yard I use for parking in the winter. On the good side, it kills
all of the weeds, even the dandelions but on the bad side it kills
all of the grass too. They should just asphalt it like the back and put
a basketball hoop up. Save a lot of gas never having to mow it again.
Enjoy the chips... buffalo
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Because of Hurricane Isabel last week, our store was jam-packed with
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After watching a rather hot love scene on cable, the husband looked over at
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We were taking six children on a camping trip. I drove the lead car with
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In her youth, exhibitionist Annie
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She is fond of exposing her fanny.
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Sandi's Report
Everyone is huddling around Diana as she reads the Vet's report.
Rudy: Well well, come on now!
BJ: Yes, tell us what is it?
Diana: Sandi will be fine!
Sandi starts to bunny hop.
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Val starts running around inside the house full speed.
Diana: I think they are happy.
BJ wipes a tear aside: Me to.
Diana: The growth was just a cyst.
The herd
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