THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
keep it bottled up
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u056.html
if your woman is frigid
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u057.html
who is a cow?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u058.html
a lemonade
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u059.html
what happened
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u060.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
cool card tricks
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/385.html
he scores
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/386.html
big boy slips
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/387.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
hot chixs
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd505.html
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A while back, when I was considerably younger, I
picked up a date at her parents' home.
I'd scraped together some money to take her to a
fancy restaurant. She ordered the most expensive
items on the menu: Shrimp cocktail. Lobster. Champagne.
I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that
when you eat at home?" "No," she replied. "but my
mother's not expecting a blow job tonight."
I said "enjoy..."
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After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly
showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends.
He led the way to his bedroom where there was a
Big brass gong and a mallet.
"What's up with the big brass gong?" one of his
guests asked. "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,"
the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.
"Yup," replied the drunk.
"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.
"Watch," the drunk replied, he picked up the mallet,
gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back.
The three stood looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly a voice on the other side of the wall screamed ...
"You asshole! It's three-fifteen in the morning!"
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The family all got together recently, and were just
hanging around at Mom and Dad's.
My sister was browsing through an almanac and laughed
at a little piece of trivia she had found in the book,
which she then read aloud; "Did you know that a woman's
breasts increase in size by 25% during sex?"
My brother-in-law, a notorious joker, shot back,
"So, how come yours don't?"
My father, from behind his newspaper and without even
a pause, replied, "You're not pumping hard enough."
BUFFALO BILL
Midgey
http://www.buffaloschips.com/abjhuh.htm
Momma Is Santa
http://www.buffaloschips.com/agfrtt.htm
Morning Peepers
http://www.buffaloschips.com/adfgff.htm
Moshonov
http://www.buffaloschips.com/afgftt.htm
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FUN PAGES
Illegal Swim
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41426&s=n
The Lost Inca Prophecy
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41791&s=n
A Horrible Dream
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=6080&s=n
Glowing Urine
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42228&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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