THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Anyone who lives within their means
suffers from a lack of imagination.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I have decided that I will no longer
discuss politics with my dog. Every
time I do, Turk the dog, aka Carlos
the rat, always expresses his disatisfaction.
I guess he does not like the president
very much. Go figger
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
pardon me sir
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lemin ade
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I've got the blues
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boom
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grand pa
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
kleenex
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dangerous
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taser
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/410.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
perspectives
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"Things Not To Do In The Nude"
* Fry bacon.
* Do some arc-welding.
* Bathe a cat.
* Start a gas-powered snow blower.
* Clear a patch of poison ivy.
* Insulate the attic with fiberglass.
* Operate a lathe.
* Present a children's television show.
* Take Mass with the Pope.
* Pick up a dime from a San Francisco sidewalk.
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Paddy and Bridget had just got married. It was
their wedding night in the bridal suite. Bridget
was lying on her back on the bed in an incredible
shimmering silky negligee whimpering,
"Take me Paddy. Take me now!"
Paddy (having been a good catholic boy) was a
virgin and didn't have the faintest idea what to
do next. Suddenly he had a brilliant idea. He
dashed out of the room and went to reception to
ring his mum for advice.
Her advice was to put the hardest part of his body
into where Bridget pees. Paddy was a bit dubious
about this but his mother assured him that Bridget
would love it.Paddy came back in to the bedroom
triumphantly, asked Bridget if she was ready.
Bridget shouted, "Yes, Yes, I'm ready!"
Then she watched in amazement as Paddy ran into the
bathroom and put his head down the toilet.
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The young gynecologist was giving his attractive
nurse a thorough annual check-up as a
professional courtesy. The nurse had the distinct
impression that the doctor was prolonging each
step, but she said nothing at all. Toward the end
of the exam, he smiled and said, "you're lucky,
you know, a session like this would have cost you
at least a hundred and eighty-five dollars."
"you're luckier yet, doctor." laughed the girl.
"a session like this would have cost you at least
three hundred."
BUFFALO BILL
Baby & Dog
http://www.buffaloschips.com/sshssm.htm
Baxter Black So Lucky To Be An American
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ksksks.htm
Beer Pong
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jaskal.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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