THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
The way to get things done is not to
mind who gets the credit of doing them.
~Benjamin Jowett
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
This is a great day, when you choose to make it so.
You're experiencing the opportunity of a lifetime,
when you decide to see it as such.
Never assume that you're stuck with the
way things are.
You have the ability to make a difference.
Whatever happens, you can make something
good out of it.
The possibilities for creating meaningful
value are truly endless.
The world in which you live depends on the
world you choose to see and the values you
choose to express.
Today presents you with a wealth of opportunities
to be your best in unique and fulfilling ways.
Of course there are challenges.
And it is by working through the most difficult
of those challenges that you're able to make the
most positive progress.
Step boldly forward and delight in the bright,
shining possibilities of this day.
Make it the best one yet.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
looking better
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v071.html
pre existing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v072.html
boob pit
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v073.html
the stranger
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v074.html
o oh !!!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v075.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
bike police
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/439.html
why men die early
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/440.html
Exodus, the 40th year
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/441.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
when life is rough
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd519.html
Little Johnny, stuttering, asked his mom,
"Mmmama why I tttalk like ttthis?"
She replied, "I don't know ask your dad."
Little Johnny went to his dad and asked,
"Dddad why I tttalk like ttthis!"
His father said, "I don't know ask your sister."
So Little Johnny asked his sister and she said she
didn't know.Little Johnny was in the yard kicking rocks
when the postman walks up.
Little Johnny asked, "MMMr. why I tttalk like ttthis!"
The postman replied, "BBBoy ggget away fffrom me bbbefore
I ggget in tttrouble!!!
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The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle,
Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've
been such a good man and your motorcycles have
changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out
with anyone you want to in heaven.'
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, '
I want to hang out with God.'
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the
one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle?
Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...'
God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing
something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution,
and can't run without a road?'
Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me,
but aren't you the inventor of woman?'
God said, 'Ah, yes.'
Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have
some major design flaws in your invention!
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds
3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!
'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God,
'hold on.'God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a
few words and waited for the results.The computer printed out
a slip of paper and God read it. 'Well, it may be true that my
invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but according to these
numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours'.
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You know how everything in Texas is bigger than
anywhere else? Well, there was this Texan living
in Bristol a while back. Huge fellow he was, had to
duck under all but the highest of doorways, and
often had to go through sideways. And he was always
going on about how much bigger things were back
home, used to really bore everyone senseless with
his bragging.Anyway, he died one day, and wound up
in a mortuary where a friend of mine
worked. Charlie was telling me about the trouble
they had, trying to find a coffin big enough to
plant him in. They looked everywhere, but there was
nothing that even came close, and it would take time
to have one specially
made. "So what did you do?" I asked.
"Oh," said Charlie, "it was simple, really. We gave
him an enema and buried him in a shoe box."
BUFFALO BILL
Cowboy
http://www.buffaloschips.com/12we.htm
Crabz
http://www.buffaloschips.com/12ere.htm
Cyril takaya Matrix
http://www.buffaloschips.com/12sd.htm
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FUN PAGES
Flight Simulator X
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42157&s=n
Betty Boop Cartoons
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=35703&s=n
Dentist Electric Chair
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=34739&s=n
How to Make a Paper Catamaran
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42156&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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