THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Be Yourself. Everyone Else Is Taken!
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Once again, I called the police thanks for the
kid next door. We have a neighbor kid that drives
the typical hoopty type junker. and it breaks down
about every 3 months. The problem is that because he
seldom works, it takes him that long usually to fix it
up to run again. And since daddy does not want his
junker parked in front of daddy's house, the first thing
the kid does is to park it in front of my house.
I gave the kid some slack for a month, and finally
called the police. After a number of unsuccessful
phone calls, they did in fact come out and put a
red tag notice on it for towing. That gives the owner
notice that they have 10 days to remove the car.
That was yesterday. I went out and noticed today that
the tag had been removed and the kid had moved the
junker up two houses and parked it in front of
another neighbors house. I am really surprised that
the neighbors are so unconcerned about those who
live around them.
Go figger.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
I would run too
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v056.html
the instructions
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v052.html
twins
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v053.html
the chair
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v054.html
a sample
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v055.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
transport canada
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/433.html
Allah is good
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/434.html
the dog and the tire
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/435.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
pics
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd518.html
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they
are met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. He says,
"Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I'm
granting you six months to go back to Earth and be
anyone you want."The first nun says, "I want-a to be
Sophia Loren" and <poof!> she's gone.The second says,
"I want-a to be Madonna" and <poof!> she's gone.
The third says, "I want-a to be Sara Pipalini."
St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says.
"Sara Pipalini" replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says "I'm sorry but
that name just doesn't ring a bell."
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and
hands it to St. Peter. He reads the paper and starts
laughing. He hands it back to her and says "No, Sister,
this says 'Sahara Pipeline laid by 500 men in 7 days'! "
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A teacher asks a girl to use "handsome" in a sentence.
A girl named Latisha says, "Sometimes when I be suckin'
Jamal's Soul Pole, my jaw gets sore and I hafta' use my handsome."
The quality of our educational system sometimes brings a tear to your eye!
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A very young brilliant Law student, having failed his Law exam,
goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his
razor-sharp legal mind.
Student: "Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?"
Professor: "Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn't be
a professor, would I?"
Student: "OK. So I'd like to ask you a question. If you can
give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as it is.
If you can't give me the
correct answer, however, you'll have to give me an `A'".
Professor: "Hmmm, alright. So what's the question?"
Student: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal,
and neither logical nor legal? "
The professor wracks his famous brain, but just can't crack the answer.
Finally he gives up and changes the student's failing mark
into an `A' as agreed, and the student goes away, very pleased.
The prof continues to wrack his brain over the question all
afternoon, but still can't get the answer.
So finally he calls in a group of his brightest students and
tells them he has a really, really tough question to answer:
"What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither
logical nor legal?"
To the professor's surprise (and embarrassment), all the
students immediately raise their hands..
"All right," says the professor and asks his favourite student to answer.
"Quite easy, Sir," says the student. "You see, you're 75
years old and married to a 30 year old lady. That's legal, but
not logical. Your wife has
a 17 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. And your
wife's lover failed his exam, but you've just given him an"A",
which is neither legal,
nor logical."
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BUFFALO BILL
Wild Crashes
http://www.buffaloschips.com/7821.htm
Wireless Headset
http://www.buffaloschips.com/7822.htm
Women Fights Robber
http://www.buffaloschips.com/7823.htm
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FUN PAGES
Cat Death Penalty
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42248&s=n
Doodle God
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42153&s=n
Strongest Tongue
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42244&s=n
Flight Simulator X
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42157&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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