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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Happy Birthday USMC from the Chairman JCS
For 235 years, United States Marines have earned a privileged place in our
hearts. For we know that when there is a tough job to do, we can "send in
the Marines," knowing that they will get the job done.
From Iwo Jima to Inchon, from Khe Sanh to Kandahar, Marines have always been
ready to respond whenever and wherever the Nation calls . prepared to meet
any challenge or foe . from sea to shore and beyond.
As long as the world is an unstable place, Marines will continue to fight
and prevail with the high standards befitting their title . and with the
spirit of the Corps that is in the DNA of every warrior privileged to wear
the eagle, globe, and anchor.
To every Marine I say thank you. Thank you for your willingness to make the
most profound commitment someone can make-to dedicate yourself completely to
your service and your country. I also want to extend a special thanks to
your families as well. The Marine Corps simply couldn't be what it is
without the extraordinary love and support of our Marine Corps families.
This week, in gatherings large and small, you will come together to honor
the rich heritage of the Corps and the proud legacy of the Marines who have
gone before you. On this occasion, a grateful Nation commends your service
and joins you in celebration.
On behalf of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Happy Birthday and Semper Fidelis!
- Adm. Mike Mullen
This morning you wrote:
Those who have never heard the story of the Fitzgerald and
the storm or want to read more here are two websites that
you may want to visit.
I didn't see them anywhere in the email.
Regards,
Gene MacLean
SW Idaho
buffalo says Oops
S.S. Edmund Fitzgerald Online
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Edmund Fitzgerald Maiden Season
http://www.boatnerd.com/fitz/firstseason.htm
Enjoy the chips.... buffalo
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Are You American?
1. You decide that the relationship with your
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are leaving?
(a) Leave a tearful note on the table and
slip quietly away
(b) Calmly discuss the reasons with your
partner for your decision
(c) Attack them with a chair in front of a
rabble of cheering pumped-up inbreds on national
television.
2. You and your mates decide to have a game
of football in the park. Whatdo you need to take?
(a) A ball
(b) A ball and 2 coats
(c) Ball, 50 crash helmets, 4 tons of body
armour, 20 cheerleaders a marching sousaphone
band with a grand piano on a trolley, and a team
of orthapaedic surgeons specialising in spinal
injuries.
3. You are driving along a country road when
you accidentally run over a rabbit. What do you
do?
(a) Stop and see how badly injured it is,
taking it to a vet if it is still alive
(b) Carry on driving, but hope it is still
alive, or if not, that it died quickly
(c) Strap it across the bonnet of your car
and drive home hollering, whooping and throwing
empty Budweiser cans out of the window.
4.You wake up in the morning with a stiff neck
after sleeping in an awkward position. What do
you do?
(a) Ignore it. It will probably loosen up as
the day progresses.
(b) Take a couple of aspirins and get on with
things.
(c) Take yourself to a prostitute-addicted TV
evangelist faith healer in an ill-fitting wig,
who will lay his hands on your head, whilst
screaming about the devil in front of an
audience of gibbering inbreeds.
5. What do you have for breakfast
(a) A bowl of Cornflakes, slice of toast and
a mug of tea
(b) Glass of orange juice, croissant and a cup
of coffee
(c) A bag of donuts with ice cream, a 32 ounce
steak with six eggs sunny side-up, fifteen
pancakes with maple syrup, ten waffles, five
corn dogs and a diet root beer.
6. You and your partner decide to take the
plunge and get married. What sort of ceremony do
you have?
(a) A quiet party with a few friends in a
registry office
(b) A church service followed by a traditional
reception at a hotel
(c) A minute long mockery at a 24 hour
drive-through chapel in Las Vegas, presided over
by a transvestite vicar dressed as Elvis.
7. Your 14-year-old son is going through a
difficult phase, becoming disruptive at school and
reclusive at home. What do you do?
(a) Don't worry. Its just a phase and will pass.
(b) Encourage him to get out more, get involved
in team sports or join a youth club.
(c) Take him to an armory and buy him an arsenal
of semi-automatic weapons and enough ammunition to
slaughter a small town.
8. Whilst getting ready for bed, you stub your
toe on your wife's dressing table. What do you do?
(a) Shout and swear a bit, after all, it did hurt
(b) Make a mental note to move the table so it
doesn't happen again
(c) Immediately call a hotshot lawyer with an
uptown reputation, and sue your wife's ass.
9. There is a war in another part of the world,
do you:
(a) Monitor to see if Human rights are being
infringed and step in when necessary
(b) Monitor to see if Human rights are being
infringed and bring the culprits to justice
(c) Invade the country flattening all buildings,
fire at all allied and enemy airplanes killing
people no matter which side they're on after all,
a kill is a kill.
10. Your city has been the victim of a terrorist
attack you should:
(a) Treat victims, clean up and find those
responsible
(b) Treat victims, clean up and find those
responsible and bring them to justice
(c) Treat victims, clean up and find those
responsible, but continue to support and fund
terrorist activities abroad.
11. You're on holiday abroad, do you:
(a) Enjoy the local culture and food
(b) Enjoy the local culture and food but look
forward to getting home
(c) Complain and whine that the country that
you are visiting is nothing like home.
12. There is a popular Black leader in your
country. What do you do?
(a) Welcome him with open arms
(b) Listen to what he has to say
(c) Assassinate him.
Answers...
If you answered mostly (a)'s & (b)'s then you
are a normal well balanced individual......
If you answered mostly c's then sorry, you are
an American.
buffalo says before you say anything this joke is 10 years old
and they are referring to MLK
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A young girl is sitting in a barber shop with
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Santa's Letters Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only
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Dear Sarah,You're parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa
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Dear Santa,I've written you for three years now asking for a fire truck.
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Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for
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Dear Santa,I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left
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Dear Santa,What do you do the other 364 days of the year?
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Your friend, Thomas
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Santa
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Dear Santa, Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're
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Dear Santa, I really really want a puppy this year.
Please please please please PLEASE could I have one? Love, Timmy
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Timmy, That whiney begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap
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In Washington an old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had
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MIRROR, MIRROR
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
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Take the razor and lather up,
(Gawd that bitch is so corrupt)
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"Take off your clothes - get in the groove!"
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I remember vividly the first time I heard the teacher
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I mean, I could hardly afford gas for my car as it was.
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Carol w/Daily Sunshine
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Blink Of An Eye
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Now It's Your Turn To SCOOP UP some cash.
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Vietnam Terminology
http://www.rjsmith.com/glossary.html
Liberty Air Show!
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Military Motivational Posters!
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Okay, everyone is telling me that I'm an insane millionaire who must
have gone absolutely crazy for doing this today and tomorrow,
especially on Thankgiving of all days, but I don't care anymore
because I think it's just the right thing to do.
Okay, let me catch my breathe while I type this because you're not
going to believe this...First off, thank you so much for taking a
minute to read this, my name is Justin Blake, and I'm a millionaire
that was dared to do something insane tonight and tomorrow morning,
and if you're interested in knowing what it is then read below, but
you'll need to hurry because you may only have a few minutes to take
advantage of this:
As part of an insane marketing test, I'm giving away my Online
Business Kit, but I'm only giving it away this today and tomorrow
morning.....so you need to get your copy today if you want one.
Press here to get your copy:
http://buffaloschips.com/kit
*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+
Tech Talk ( Computers and Web-tv)
Cat~Z's Christmas Music
http://www.wtv-zone.com/April/Christmas/Christmas.html
Spiders Gifs
http://d21c.com/spider/gifs/index.html
Free Printables Via Wesley
http://tinyurl.com/37sssk
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Listen, you will have no one but yourself to blame if you don't go
on an intimate date this weekend with a beautiful single woman or
man! NO ONE BUT YOURSELF TO BLAME!!!
Why will we blame you? Because we are giving away memberships to our
ADULTS ONLY dating community this week....and you can get one right
now for no cost...but we will not be giving them away forever.
PRESS HERE to meet single women or men this week for an intimate
date:
http://buffaloschips.com/date
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn Vol 1917 Mr Rutherford Randolf Cassady As the weather
turns cold, Rudy becomes a paradox.
Diana: Rudy will not come in and it is cold outside.
BJ: You know him, he loves the cool weather. Look at him, he is wearing his
favorite Hawaiian shirt, sun-glasses and is sunning himself while wearing a
panama hat. He is acting like it is 90 degrees outside.
Diana: I know but watch what happens in an hour..
Later. A-rrrooo!
Diana: Let your summer boy in.
BJ: Okay.
BJ let's Rudy in who high tails it to Diana's bed and buries himself deep in
the blankets.
BJ: What is with you Rudy?
Rudy: Cold.
Diana: I thought you liked it cold outside.
Rudy: Only until it gets to my bones, then I am ready for your warm bed.
Cover me up will you?
Diana: I swear. The herd
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