THE POSTMANS CORNER!
Age is something that doesn't matter,
unless you are a cheese.
~Billy Burke
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Don't forget, Daylight savings time ends today! @2AM!
Set your clock accordingly!
Take advantage of that extra hour of sleep!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
oh boss
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u073.html
attracted
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u074.html
plowing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u075.html
pollsters
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u076.html
an actor
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u077.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
JOHNNY CARSON..X RATED UNCUT UNCENSORED FOOTAGE
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/394.html
The Ghetto - Very Funny Stuff Here :)
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/396.html
Woman Survives from Train
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/397.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
the explanation
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd508.html
A retired man who volunteers to entertain patients
in a nursing homes and hospitals went to one local
hospital in Brooklyn and took his portable keyboard
along. He told some jokes and sang some funny songs
at patients' bedsides.When he finished he said, in
farewell, "I hope you get better."
One elderly gentleman replied,
"I hope you get better, too."
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A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other
on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over
to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game.
The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely
declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is
really easy and a lot of fun. He explains "I ask you a
question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me
$5, and vice-versa." Again, she politely declines and
tries to get some sleep.The lawyer, now somewhat agitated,
says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5,
and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500,"
figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily
win the match. This catches the blonde's attention and,
figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless
she plays, agrees to the game.The lawyer asks the first
question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse,
pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the blonde's turn.She asks the lawyer: "What
goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"
The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes
out his laptop computer and searches all his references.
He taps into the Air phone with his modem and searches the
Net and the Library of Congress.
Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his coworkers and friends
he knows. After over an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands
her $500. The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away
to get back to sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde
and asks, "Well, so what IS the answer!?" Without a
word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer
$5, and goes back to sleep!
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A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, "What's the
problem, Carol? I hope it's not homework again."
"Well, uh, yes, it is." replied Carol. "I was stupid and made my
homework paper into a paper airplane."
"Carol, you're right, that wasn't a very bright thing to do," said the
teacher, "but this once I'll let you just unfold the paper and hand it
in."
"Oh, but that won't work," said Carol, looking even sadder. "You see,
the plane was hijacked."
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BUFFALO BILL
Never Smash WD-40 can
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ajhkj.htm
New product Nut
http://www.buffaloschips.com/abhjk.htm
New Shoes
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ahjlkj.htm
New Car Alarm
http://www.buffaloschips.com/avfdf.htm
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FUN PAGES
Death by Football
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41377&s=n
Microwave Chocolate
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=39816&s=n
Paper Airplane Guinness Record
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42160&s=n
Under the Influence
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=6519&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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