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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Eva has the flu. She was complaining this morning that her
stomach was hurting and went back to bed. Later she came out
with a glass and asked me for some soda and then went into my
room to watch TV and puked on my bed. Now I am wondering
if my general lethargy over the holiday was caused by the bug or
if I have something else coming. I ran to the store and got 7-Up
Vernor's, and Ginger Snaps. Eva drank some Vernors and fell
asleep watching ICarly. Last time I had the flu I suffered for a day
until I got some Ginger Tea and the nausea disappeared.
The Cable TV box on my TV is broke and this one has never
had a cat lay on it so I know it isn't packed full of hair like the
last one that died. I had the business channel on yesterday
morning and when I turned it on last night there was audio.
I figured the sound on the TV died because the TV was a freebie
as someone had dropped it and knocked a hole in the top
of the case, so I swapped it with one of the other bedroom TV's.
That one had the same problem so I bypassed the cable box
and the sound was fine. Digital converter= Digital Audio therefore
it must have some digits broken somewhere.
It is 35 degrees out and we got about six inches of fresh snow
so it's perfect weather for building a snowman. Too bad Eva is
under the weather because I don't think she has had that pleasure
yet. Not that I feel like building one but I could make Buffy
feel guilty enough to go build it for her.
Hope you are healthy and happy and hungry for some chips.
buffalo
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Vol 1930 In Memory Of...
In the Backyard of Caldwell is a small flower bed with a few stones.
Rudy: So what do the stones represent Pops?
BJ: The red stone is for Ginger. The stone next to it for for Jim McQ, then
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Val: That sounds scary.
BJ: My mom is there.
Sandi: Yeah, we need to thank her for our home in Kansas.
Silence..
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