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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Thirty-five years ago tomorrow the Great Lakes ore freighter Edmund
Fitzgerald went to the bottom in a storm with all hands on board.
Normally she would have been just one of the hundreds of ships lost
on a lake that becomes a living Hell when a winter storm comes out
of the North but a Canadian singer, Gordon Lightfoot wrote a ballad
about her and her story became immortal symbolizing the life of the
sailor on the Great Lakes. Those who watch the Discovery Channel and
History Channel probably know her story well and the possible events
that led to her demise and can feel the terror the 29 men aboard her
must have felt those last few hours praying that their ship would
make it the last few miles to Whitefish Point and the shelter of the
bay. That proud ship that set many records for first and last runs
of the season and tonnage hauled is now a tomb for the 29 men more
than 500 feet down.
Those who have never heard the story of the Fitzgerald and
the storm or want to read more here are two websites that
you may want to visit. As of two years ago the bell will no longer
ring at the Maritime Sailor's Cathedral for the sailors of the
Fitzgerald. Instead it has been decided to have a service to honor
all those who have died on the Great Lakes on a different date. It
does seem only right that they do it that way too as it is the final
resting place of many ships and men that hauled the materials to
build this nation.
There will still however be a service and reading of the roll at the
Whitefish Point Shipwreck Museum.
Three years ago after the sinking of the Carrier Oriskany as a natural
reef , I received a letter from Mary telling the story of her
brother Oliver " Buck " Champeau from Wisconsin who was third
engineer on the Fitzgerald when she sunk and also a crew member of
the Oriskany. It is indeed a small world and we are not far
separated from any event. His name and those of his shipmates shall
not be forgotten.
We did just dodge another potential catastrophe last month with the
large depression that hit the Great Lakes. Even with tornado type winds
we had sufficient warning and most ships hit the harbors for shelter and
anchored out through the worst. We do have a little bit better radar
and forecasting now but I like to think that everyone learned a lesson
like Katrina when you are told to get out of the way of a storm, you do.
Enjoy the chips... buffalo
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn Vol 1917 Mr Rutherford Randolf Cassady As the weather
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