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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
I didn't pay my whole phone bill last month and AT&T was upset. They
called me yesterday along with sending me a notice that they planned
on shutting down my internet connection today if they didn't get any money
so I called them back yesterday. All I wanted to do was tell them I would
have them a payment this morning but none of the choices seemed to match
and when I asked for a human, I got a recording that said to call back
during
regular working hours. It was 1400 so I figured that was working hours but
figured maybe they were closed for the election so employees could vote.
This morning I hit the credit union at 1000 for some money and went to
Check and Go which handles phone bills and sent them 213.00. I went
home and called AT&T and said, "verify payment." I was told my last
payment was 11-3-2010 for 213.00 and that I had a past due bill of
213.00. I figured that was a computer glitch until about 15 minutes later
I got a call asking me to call AT&T about my account. I called again
and after getting nowhere asked for a human and got the call back during
working hours again. It wasn't even lunchtime yet. Maybe I am supposed
to call during working hours in India but you think they would mention
that..
Finally on the third call and verifying the payment it showed me with a zero
balance.
Looking at the bill I discovered I had been charged 14.99 by a company
called US Music Finds for ringtones. I called their number which is some
company that does billing for a whole bunch of crooked called ILD
http://www.consumeraffairs.com/cell_phones/ild.html
I don't even have a cell phone, why would I sign up for ringtones? They
said they would block all future billing but I will believe that when I see
it. I guess the Attorney General's office is the next stop. I have been with
AT&T since 1976 but it may be coming to an end.
Enjoy the chips ... buffalo
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