THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
beep
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u061.html
radar
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u062.html
a second car
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u063.html
daddy got confused
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u064.html
id required
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u065.html
afternoon fishin
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u066.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
cutting
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/388.html
crime and punishment...graphic
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/389.html
get a laptop
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/390.html
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Two Englishmen walking through the woods with a
large Salmon under each arm when they met two Irishmen,
Michael and Donal."Hey there's some wonderful salmon,
where did you get them?""Don't tell anyone," replied
the Englishmen, "but we poached them out of the river."
"How did you do that?" asked Donal
"Well, Fred here dangles over the bridge, I hang on
to his legs and when the salmon leap out of the water
on their way upstream, he just catches them."
"We'll try that Michael me boy." says Donal
They get to the bridge and Donal hangs Michael over
the edge of the bridge by his legs, after about
twenty minutes Michael screams...
"Quick pull me up, pull me up!"
"Have you got a salmon?" asks Donal,
"No," replies Michael "but there's a train coming."
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A wise guy reporter was talking to a group of old men
seated around the cracker barrel in a country store.
"Pops," he addressed one of the geezers, "can you
recall the name of the first girl you ever kissed?"
"Young man," the old duffer replied, "I can't even
recall the LAST one."
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An Oirish Story.
An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....
Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya at teyhk a look,
if ya woot'. So the doctor gets him to drop his pants
and takes a look. 'Incredible'he says, 'there is a £20
note lodged up here.' Tentatively he eases the twenty
out of the man's bottom, and then a £10 pound note appears.
'This is amazing!'exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?'
'Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man! 'shrieks the patient.
The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears,
and another and another and another, etc.....
Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.
'Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter. Just out of
interest, how moch was in dare den?'
The Doctor counts the pile of cash and says '£1,990 exactly.'
'Ah, dat'd be roit,'' says the Irishman
'I knew I wasn't feeling two grand..'
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BUFFALO BILL
Both Ways Barack
http://www.buffaloschips.com/012108.htm
Bowl
http://www.buffaloschips.com/012109.htm
Boxing Match
http://www.buffaloschips.com/012110.htm
Brownies
http://www.buffaloschips.com/012111.htm
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FUN PAGES
Dog Eat Cat
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=39820&s=n
Jessica Alba's Got Milk Photo
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=20498&s=n
Quick Spot
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41777&s=n
Walked Into The Pet Store
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=5317&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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