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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Since 2001, a friend, Ernie Stewart, has been operating a program
called Let's Bring Em Home that has one purpose, to provide tickets
to servicemen and women to go home during Christmas. Last year
they raised over 70,000 dollars and purchased 135 tickets for people
stationed all over the world. They are a 501c organization
consisting of a few volunteers and every cent that gets to them goes
toward tickets. I was fortunate during my time in the Navy to be
able to borrow money for tickets from the Navy Federal Credit Union
or to be able to
fly military stand-by on my paycheck. The tight economy and lack of
available flights are going to prevent many from going home for the
holidays and I can say from experience that the military is a lonely
place when you are young and most of your unit is gone during max
leave periods.
LBEH has just started accepting requests for tickets from overseas
on Veteran's Day and they are already in need of 13,000 dollars or
your unwanted air miles to fill those requests. If you have the
money or miles to donate or you just want to see what is going on
visit. http://www.lbeh.org/?help
Note. Air miles must be sufficient, nrmally 25,000 or so to cover
the cost of a ticket unlike in the past when they were able to
combine miles together to pay
for a ticket.
Anyone can do this because you are showing your support for our
troops, not a war, not an ideal, a religion, or support of any
candidate.
Enjoy the chips..... buffalo
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My girlfriend always seemed to enjoy seeing how much she could get
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She does this partly because she finds it fun, mostly because she
knows it drives me out of my tree.
Usually, I'm able to fast-talk my way out of potentially
embarrassing situations with Mundanes, but yesterday she very nearly
got me fired.
Yesterday afternoon we had lunch together.
Afterward, she accompanied me back to work.
I thought this slightly unusual, since she had never before
expressed in interest in my work (electronic engineering), but it
didn't occur to me that she had something planned.
We arrived at my workbench, where I currently trying to figure why
the $&#%@^$ board on which I am working is not performing the way it
is designed.
"Is this where you work?" she asked.
"At the moment," I replied.
I reached over to turn on the scope, thereby completely failing to
notice the huge black studded collar she had produced from her
purse.
Before I could blink (it's amazing the speed at which she can do
this), she had locked the collar snugly around my neck, and locked
the end of the 6 foot jack chain to the center of the bench where
there just happened to be a mounting hole, dammit.
I turned to her in utter disbelief, mouth agape.
"I'll be back for you at five," she said.
"HAVE YOU GONE COMPLETELY WACKO?" I yelled in a hushed voice. "How
the hell am I going to explain this?"
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cleavage, "you always do".
"But suppose I have to go to the bathroom", I countered.
"Don't give me that", she hissed, "I've seen you go a whole day
without visiting the bathroom"
"But..." I tried to say.
"SHHH! The subject is closed. I'll be back at five. Bye"
She turned around and left, against my hushed protests.
I sat in panic and tried to think out my situation.
I tried to think of who might visit. Most of my co-workers were
friends who knew that my girlfriend and I were a bit odd, so this
shouldn't surprise them.
But I had no idea what I was going to do if one of my bosses came
in.
I checked my watch to see how long I would have to endure this
ignominy.
13:30 (I'm a military time weenie).
"Three and a half hours," I thought. I heaved a heavy sigh, and got
to work, such as I could.
As it happened, three of my co-workers visited for what-not.
All of them immediately noticed the collar (it would be hard not to)
and asked if it was my girlfriend's idea.
I said "Yes."
They asked what I would do if my supervisor saw it.
I told them I hadn't the faintest idea.
One of the aforementioned colleagues took the bench next to me, and
after a few remarks (and a question as to where he could get such a
collar), settled down to work in silence.
After some time, I checked my watch.
16:40.
"Gee, I just might make it through this after all," I thought.
I was even beginning to get a handle on the problem with the $#%&&$#
board on which I was working.
Murphy must have been standing right behind me, reading my thoughts,
for not two minutes later one of my bosses entered the room.
And not just any boss.
Noooooooo.
This was Mr. Narrowminded himself.
This was the guy who took Lifespring and became a born-again
fundamentalist.
How he came to have the power of hire-and-fire over us is one of the
Great Mysteries of The Universe.
We avoided this guy at all costs.
His eyes fell upon me immediately.
A few picoseconds later, he saw the collar around my neck in all
it's splendor.
"My life is over," I thought.
I still hadn't thought of a plausible explanation for this.
Mr Solderbrain (the name we called him behind his back; a corruption
of his real name) started to walk slowly and deliberately over to
me, his eyes fixed on the collar.
Fifteen agonizing seconds later, he was standing next to me.
I thought the guy sitting next to me was going to have seizures
stifling all his giggles.
I continued to work, acting as though there were nothing the least
bit unusual about my predicament.
Finally, he spoke.
"What the Hell is that?" he said.
I don't know how I thought of what I said. In fact, I'm pretty sure
I didn't know what I was going to say until I was saying it.
I'm even more amazed that Solderbrain actually bought it and didn't
fire me on the spot.
I turned to face him calmly, with total nonchalance, exuding
complete confidence in what I was about to say, even though I didn't
know what it was yet. I didn't even miss a beat.
"Grounding strap," I said, and returned to work.
The guy next to me fell off his chair and nearly died laughing.
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Three guys are golfing with the club pro. First guy tees off and
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The next guy tees off and hits a duck hook into the woods. He asks
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The third guy tees off and hits a slice into a pond. He asks the
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