THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
The early worm gets eaten by the bird,
so sleep late
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So, are we eating healthy this Thanksgiving?
It is interesting that you cannot turn on the tube
or surf the net for only a few minutes without
being blasted about diets. There is the carb diet,
the calorie diet, and every other kind of diet under
the sun. And, unfortunately, unless you have nerves
of steel and determination like the war department does,
most other people have very little success with the loss
of a few pounds. At 5ft 6 inches,and weighing in at barely 130lbs,
she really had nothing to grump about. However, after
pursuing a specific diet for other health reasons, she
dropped down to a mere 109 lbs. (altho weight loss
was not her primary objective). On the other hand, there's me. It has been said
that for every pound that the war department loses, the
postman gains. Of course, I suppose I could justify that
by saying, "well that is because I am on doctor prescribed
steroids." Steroids convert to sugar. And man, let me tell
you, I got a belly on me that SHOWS it!
It would be easy to ask me if I was at the eight month mark.
And unfortunately,being a diebetic, this causes other health issues.
I tend
to not be so comitted and only give a half hearted nod to
my own dietary responsibilities. Altho I have made some
concessions. I now drink the dredded diet pop. I use
"lite" syrup, wheat bread, 100 calorie yogurt and other
such things. So now, I have a big holiday coming up, what
should I do? I'm gonna do the American thing, I'm gonna
pig out!!! I can always worry about the diet later,
And you expected some deep and moving advice:)
I hope you all have a safe and happy thanksgiving!
Go figger!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
1-900 turkey
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w011.html
a 25 lb turkey
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w012.html
eat turkey
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w013.html
c'mon
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w014.html
what did she do
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w015.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
plasma
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/451.html
amazing acrobat
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/452.html
tico tico
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/453.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
fotos
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd523.html
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by
Saint Peter at the pearly gates. 'In honor of this
holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess
something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The man from New York fumbled through his pockets and
pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents
a candle', he said. 'You may pass through the pearly
gates' Saint Peter said. The man from California reached
into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook
them and said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said
'You may pass through the pearly gates'.The man from
Las Vegas started searching desperately through his
pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and
asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'
The man from Vegas replied, 'These are Carols.'
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A woman with eight children happened to run across a
childhood friend of hers on the street corner. "Nancy,"
she asked, "why do you have no children?"
"I practice preventive measures," was the answer.
"Preventive measures? What's that?" asked Donna.
"I use two saucers and a box. My husband's shorter than
I am and we like to screw standing up. When he gets a
hard-on I pull up my dress, spread my legs, and put two
saucers on the table. He stands up on the box so he can
get all the way inside me and starts jumping up and down."
"So where does all this get you?" asked Donna, confused.
"That's when I got to watch him very closely. When his eyes get as
big as those two saucers, I kick the box out from under him."
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Sitting at a table in the clubhouse after a game, Joe said to a
fellow club member, "I'm not about to play golf with Jim Walsh
anymore. He cheats."
"Why do you say that?"
"Well, he found his lost ball two feet from the green."
"That's possible."
"Not when I had it in my pocket!"
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This lady is shopping in a supermarket when she notices this handsome
muscular boy doing the bagging at one of the checkouts. Making sure
she goes through his line, she leans over and asks if he'll carry her
groceries out to which he responds, "Sure lady." They no sooner get
out of the store when she again leans over and whispers," You know, I
have an itchy pussy."
To which he responds, "You'll have to point it out lady, all those
Japanese cars look alike to me!!"
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BUFFALO BILL
I love my car
http://www.buffaloschips.com/83108.htm
I feel good
http://www.buffaloschips.com/83109.htm
If I was a terrorist
http://www.buffaloschips.com/83110.htm
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FUN PAGES
Killer Bugs
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41428&s=n
Deer Killings
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42247&s=n
Tumblebugs
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41805&s=n
World's Largest Cookie
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42290&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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