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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Glenn has the watch.
Don't know how many of you were around right after WW11 but everywhere you
looked there was this big sign of a Sailor with a Sea Bag on his shoulder.
Above the poster was the words: JOIN THE NAVY AND SEE THE World. Well I
decided to take them up on it. I JOINED. I didn't get to see the WHOLE
world, but I did manage to see the biggest part of it.
Here is my story: MY FULLEST LIFE Thanksgiving Day, 2010.... I don't know
about all of you, but, I, myself, have so much to be thankful for.
As most of you know, I am losing my sight, in fact I only have less than
three percent vision right now. I am just thankful that I have that much.
I was asked the other day by a friend, "Do you resent losing your sight?"
Here is what I told him: Look, I don't believe there are very many people in
this world that have seen as much as I have. I enlisted in the Army at 17,
in 1943 was in England that same year. I saw all the English countryside
along with a whole lot of other guys on our daily 5 mile hike. After D-Day
we all took a stroll through the French countryside, up through Belgium and
into the Black Forest of Germany. After visiting a few major German cities,
we met the Russians at Torgau, Germany to end the war. Reenlisted in the
Army on December 7, 1945, came home, got married, then back to Germany until
1947. Discharged. Came home, tried to adjust to civilian life, but
couldn't find anything I wanted to do, so enlisted] in the Navy. Sent to
San Diego, Calif. to boot camp. Then to sea duty.sailed from San Diego on
my Birthday, February
15, 1949 for Tsingtao, China. Stopped off in Hawaii for a couple
days...Swam at Waikiki Beach, beautiful.
From the beach you could see Diamond Head, one of Hawaii's most famous
landmarks. On to Tsingtao.
After a few months there, we were ordered to Hong Kong to take the American
Legation from China, because the Communist were taking over. As we pulled
out of the Tsingtao Harbor we could see the shelling of the town Got out
just in time..Proceeded to Hong Kong where we were able to visit all the
lights there. I saw all the fantastic statues in the Tiger Balm Gardens..
Left Hong Kong on our way to Subic Bay in the Philippines. After that we
moved on to Manila for the Fourth of July.
Than back to Hawaii for a couple of days. Then back to San Diego. Made
another trip to the Far East in February
1950, but this time we went to Sasabo, Japan.. Back in the States, I was
ordered to the Pentagon in Washington, D. C. for a tour of duty there.
While in Washington, I visited just about every sight there was to see,
including the Washington Monument, Lincoln Memorial, Museum of Natural
History, the Smithsonian Institute, the Capital \ Building, and even spent
time at the Arlington National Cemetery. In 1953 I was ordered to the U.
S. Naval Attaché in Helsinki, Finland. From there I was able to go to
Lapland above the Aortic Circle, ride reindeer and get very, very cold.
While in Finland, I had the opportunity to visit Stockholm, Sweden, then on
to Copenhagen, Denmark, and to Oslo, Norway. Fantastic countries, wonderful
people. In Copenhagen, I visited the "Little Mermaid" in the harbor. While
in Helsinki, I was called upon to do some maintenance work on several crypto
machines in Berlin Germany, Moscow, Russia, Paris, France, and London,
England. While in Moscow, I stood before the Kremlin, walked in Red Square,
in Paris, I went to the top of the Eiffel Tower, rode a tour boat on the
Seine River, walked under the Arch de Triumph, Walked down the Champs de
Elise. In London, I watched the changing of the Guard at Buckingham Palace,
Walked in Hyde Park, visited Big Ben, took a ride on the Thames Next, I was
ordered to a Destroyer based at Norfolk, Va.
Departed Norfolk in August 1957, first drop, Iceland, next on to Amsterdam,
Holland, visited cheese factories, and lots, and lots of windmills. From
there we went to the Medeterrian, first stop Palma Majorca, in the Balearic
Islands. then to Barcelona, Spain, I really loved Spain. Then to Genoa,
Italy, then to Athens, Greece, then on to Istanbul, Turkey, then to Mersin,
Turkey, then to Ishmer, Turkey. Tour over, headed back to Norfolk..
Orders waiting for me to proceed to Madrid, Spain, to prepare to put a Naval
Magazine (Ammo Depot) in commission at Cartagena, Spain on the Med Coast.
After a few months in Madrid, then to Cartagena, got the Magazine in
operation, took time off to Visit Vienna, Austria, Rome, Italy, the French
Rivera, the Bavarian Alps, Switzerland, and Portugal. In 1962, I was
ordered to Patuxant River Naval Air station, where I completed my twenty and
retired on 14 December 1964. I will turn 82 this coming February, so you
can see that I do not resent losing my sight. There really isn't much left
in this world for me to see, that would be worth the effort. I have SO very
much to be thankful for on this Thanksgiving Day , I have my health, good
friends, a loving cat, comfortable living, REALLY.......just how much more
could a man ask for? Pretty good for a farm boy from Kentucky, don't ya
think??? Y'all have a wonderful day, and good cheer to all y'all.
Glenn
buffalo says Thank you for your service Glenn and sharing some of your life
with us.
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