THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Today was an absolutely gorgeous day.
In the afternoon, I had shed my jacket
and was wandering around
outside in jut a long flannel shirt. Since
it was so nice out, I spent a great deal of
time just bumming around town, trying to think
of something to do to get out of the house.
Went over to Isaacs restaurant for lunch and
had a burger on their picnic tables, went over
to the park for a walk with Turk the dog, aka
Carlos the rat. Then sat down on a park bench
with a good John Grissam movel. Spent a little
while turning pages. Then when I stopped in the
local grocery to see if they had any bargains, I
picked up something I hadn't had in ages. Liver!
I love liver but no one in my family likes it.
So it has been a long long time. it tasted fabulous!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordialy
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
one night stand
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v006.html
Mom
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v007.html
love
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v008.html
undercover
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v009.html
favoritism
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v010.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
the cat
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/402.html
that girl has it together
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/403.html
Dragnet in the year 2010,,,the names have not
been changed
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/404.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
Africa
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd510.html
Two medical students were walking along the street
when they saw an old man walking with his legs
spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.
One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that
poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people
walk just like that."The other student says:
"No, I don't think so. The old man surely has
Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs
are apart, just as we learned in class."
Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old
man. They approached him and one of the students
said to him, "We're medical students and couldn't
help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't
agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you
tell us what it is?"The old man said, "I'll tell you,
but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."
The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"
The old man said, "I thought it was GAS -
but I was wrong, too!"
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A guy out on the golf course is hit with a high
speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony,
he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage,
he took himself to the doctor.
He said, "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon
next week and my fiance is still a virgin - in every way."
The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your willie
in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It
should be okay next week."Taking four tongue depressors,
the doctor formed a neat little 4 sided splint and taped
it all together; an impressive work of art.
The guy mentions none of this to his girl. They marry
right on schedule and, following the reception, leave
for their honeymoon.That night in the hotel bedroom,
she slowly unbuttons her blouse to reveal her beautiful
breasts and tells him, "You're the first; no one has
ever touched these."He immediately drops his pants and
replies: "Look at this. Still in the crate."
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An Aussie stockman and his wife had just got married and found a nice
hotel for their wedding night.
The man approached the front desk and asked for a room.
He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room, with a good
strong bed."The clerk winked, 'You want the 'Bridal'?'
The drover reflected on this for a moment and then replied, "Nah, I
reckon not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it."
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BUFFALO BILL
Microsoft No More Keyboards
http://www.buffaloschips.com/012140.htm
uh 60 IN mOSUL
http://www.buffaloschips.com/gthr.htm
Muschel
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ujkyfhtf.htm
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FUN PAGES
Pet Dogs Illegal
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42236&s=n
A Blonde In The Pet Store
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=6085&s=n
Brainless Fish
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42227&s=n
Varmint Hunting Game
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41507&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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