THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
If Muslims can pray on Madison Avenue,
why are Christians banned from praying in public
and erecting religious displays on their holy days?
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Remember a few days ago, I was complaining
about the neighbor kid who parked his not running
piece of junk in front of my house? Just a little
update...the police finally came out and "red tagged"
it. In this city, they put a red tag on the car, notifying
the owner that they have 48 hrs to remove the vehicle.
The kid promptly came out and simply tore the tag off
the window, and apparently went back to play his video
games, because no effort to remove the car was made.
At the 50 hour mark, I called the police, reporting the
situation. Finally, after waiting on hold for about
45 minutes, the sargeant listened to me and said, "I
will look in to it." So Im thinking great, nothing's
gonna happen, right? About two hours later I was
sitting on the couch, mostly checking the insides of
my eyelids to see if they had developed any sunlight
leaks, (which they had not, btw.) when a very large
tow truck pulled up out front, and very rudely inter-
upted Turk the dog aka Carlos the rat who was sleeping
soundly. The truck latched on to the kid's junker, and
it has not been seen since.
I wonder where it went? :)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
muslim hooker
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ready to order
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dimples
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for the lady
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cats
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Tyrone gets a new scooter
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the dog and the ball
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here's to feeling good all the time
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
dial before you dig
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Our mom needed a new mattress for her antique bed,
so my brother, Josh, and I decided to buy her one as
a gift. The problem was we weren't sure what to get,
because it was an odd size. Fortunately, my brother
happened to be visiting my mother one day when I called
home. "Measure the bed frame before you leave," I told him.
"I don't have a tape measure." "You can use a
dollar bill," I suggested, "each one is slightly
over six inches long." "Can't," he replied after
digging through his wallet, "I only have a ten."
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An old snake goes to see his doctor. "Doc, I need
something for my eyes... can't see well these days."
The doc fit him with a pair of glasses and tells him
to return in two weeks. The snake comes back in two
weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed.
Doc asks, "What's the problem? Didn't the glasses
help you?" "The glasses are fine, doc. After I got
the new glasses and wore them, I just discovered I've
been living with a water hose the past two years!
No wonder I don't have any kids."
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My mother taught me to read when I was three years
old (her first mistake).One day, I was in the bathroom
and noticed one of the cabinet doors was ajar. I
read the box in the cabinet. I then asked my mother
why she was keeping 'napkins' in the bathroom.
Didn't they belong in the kitchen?
Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts, she
told me that those were for "special occasions."
Now fast-forward a few months. It's Thanksgiving Day,
and my folks are leaving to pick up the pastor and
his wife for dinner. Mom had assignments for all of
us while they were gone. Mine was to set the table.
When they returned, the pastor came in first and
immediately burst into laughter. Next came his wife
who gasped, then began giggling. Next came my father,
who roared with laughter. Then came Mom, who almost
died of embarrassment when she saw each place setting
on the table with a "special occasion" napkin at each
plate, with the fork carefully arranged on top. I had
even tucked the little tail in so they didn't hang off
the edge! My mother asked me why I used these and, of
course, my response sent the other adults into further
fits of laughter. "But, Mom, you SAID they were for
special occasions!"
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Three friends from the local congregation were asked,
'When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation
members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?'
Artie said: ' I would like them to say I was a wonderful
husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man.'
Eugene commented: 'I would like them to say I was a
wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge
difference in people's lives.'
Al said: 'I'd like them to say, 'Look, he's moving!'
BUFFALO BILL
Card Trick Joke
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CC
http://www.buffaloschips.com/1226.htm
Copperfield Hans Betsy
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FUN PAGES
Blue Lobster
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Paper Airplane Guinness Record
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Jackpot Blackjack
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Pet Bear
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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