THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Be courteous to all, but intimate with few,
and let those few be well tried before
you give them your confidence.
George Washington
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I am kindof curious about something. I wonder
why people get so upset because they rant about
"speak english". Do you think we should really
demand that immigrants speak English when they
land in this country? Or could we at least give
them opportunity to learn while they are here?
I think some folks have a
little misunderstanding about the whole thing.
What language do you think that
Columbus was speaking when he landed. Or, have you
considered that if Lief Erickson was actually the
first European to land in America, do you think he
spoke English? Or how bout this, when General
Custer was at the Little Big horn, do you think
that Crazy Horse turned to Custer and said,
Why can't you learn to speak Sioux?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
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4x4-Jeep off road crash
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muscle control
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Power point displays
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in the gun catalog
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Ireland
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I pulled into a town I couldn't believe still
existed in 2010. A dusty, dirt road, a little
old wooden store that actually said "General Store,"
and that was it. There was a little old man
sitting in front of the store in a rocking chair.
I said to him, "What do you folks do around here?"
He said, "We don't do nothin' but hunt n' Fuck."
I said, "What do you hunt?"
He said, "Somethin' to Fuck."
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The French President is sitting in his office when
his phone rings 'Hallo, Mr. Sarkozy!' a heavily
accented voice said. 'This is Paddy down at
The Harp Pub in County Clare , Ireland . I am
ringing to inform you that we Are officially declaring
war on you! We voted to reject the Lisbon treaty!'
'Well, Paddy,' Sarkozy replied, 'This is indeed
important news! How big is Your army?'
'Right now,' says Paddy, after a moment's calculation,
'there is myself, me Cousin Sean, me next door neighbor
Seamus, and the entire darts team from The pub.
That makes eleven!' Sarkozy paused. 'I must tell you,
Paddy, that I have 100,000 men in my army
Waiting to move on my command.'
'Begoora!' says Paddy. 'I'll have to ring you back.'
Sure enough, the next day, Paddy calls again. 'Mr. Sarkozy, the war is
Still on. We have managed to get us some infantry equipment!'
'And what equipment would ld that be Paddy?' Sarkozy asks.
'Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Murphy's farm tractor.'
Sarkozy sighs amused. 'I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 6,000 tanks and
5,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I have increased my army to 150,000
Since we last spoke.'
'Saints preserve us!' says Paddy. 'I'll have to get back to you.'
Sure enough, Paddy rings again the next day. 'Mr. Sarkozy, the war is still
On! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We have modified Jackie
McLaughlin's ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four
Boys from the Shamrock Bar have joined us as well!'
Sarkozy was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. 'I must tell
You, Paddy, that I have 100 bombers and 200 fighter planes. My military
Bases are surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And
Since we last spoke, I have increased my army to 200,000!'
'Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!' says Paddy, 'I will have to ring you back.'
Sure enough, Paddy calls again the next day. 'Top O the mornin', Mr.
Sarkozy! I am sorry to inform you that we have had to call off the war.'
'Really? I am sorry to hear that,' says Sarkozy. 'Why the sudden change of
Heart?'
'Well,' says Paddy, 'we had a long chat over a few pints of Guinness and
Packets of crisps, and we decided there is no fookin' way we can feed
200,000 prisoners .
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Once there was a man who had two peas up his nose, a
carrot in one ear and a hunk of steak in the other ear.
He went to the doctor and said, "I'm not feeling well."
The doctor said, "You're not eating right."
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Top 10 Ways to Tell If A Redneck Has Been Working On
Your Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
5. The password is "Bubba".
4. There is a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
3. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
2. The keyboard is camoflaged.
1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".
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God one day decided he ought to check in with Adam to
see how things were going. "Adam....How are things going?"
Adam replies that he considers himself quite fortunate
to be living in such a beautiful and peaceful place but
he did have a couple of questions to ask, if the Lord didn't
mind, of course. "No problem," said the Lord, "Ask away"
"Well Lord, I was wondering why you made Eve so beautiful?
Not that I'm complaining, mind you."
"Adam, I made Eve so beautiful so that you would like her."
"Oh, well yes, I do like her very much. Thank you Lord. You made her so
beautiful, but why is it then that you made her so stupid?"
"Well Adam, I had to make sure she liked you too!"
BUFFALO BILL
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Hand Up
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Disappointment
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Don't look away when I'm talking to you
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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