THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions.
Small people always do that, but the really great make
you feel that you, too, can become great.
Mark Twain
IT IS WITH GREAT SADNESS TODAY WE EXPRESS OUR GRIEF AT THE LOSS OF NANCY, THE SISTER OF BUFFALO BILL.
OUR HEARTS AND PRAYERS GO OUT TO HIM AND HIS FAMILY
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Well, sometimes you count your blessings where you can find them.
This old house has no drains in the basement, ain't got a sump
pump. nothing. Was always something I was going to get around to,
is to put one in. Never did. its a pretty dry basement so I guess
its no big deal. Never really got any water in it. 'Cept for one
time that's when a pipe broke, but its just a cellar style basement,
so it never hurts anything, since the furnace and water heater
are lots higher due to floor slant. not much to worry about.
I was outside doing the "bullshit over the fence" thing with the
neighbors. Everybody says their basements flooded out big time
with a lot of nastiness last week. I have to say that I was
glad for small favors. If you don't have a drain, it won't back upWe do hope you enjoy today's issues
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
the size
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nonsense
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what do you mean
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
how good is your camou?
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real men of genius
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at the ball game
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camel toe ...sequal
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Tampax
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how to land a helicopter
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
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Becky was on her deathbed. Her husband, Jake, was
maintaining a vigil by her side. He held her fragile
hand, tears ran down his face. His praying roused her
from her slumber. She looked up and
her pale lips began to move slightly.
"My darling Jake," she whispered.
"Hush, my love," he said. "Rest. Shhh. Don't talk."
She was insistent. "Jake," she said in her tired voice.
"I have something I must confess to you."
"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Jake.
"Everything's all right, go to sleep."
"No, no. I must die in peace, Jake.
I slept with your brother,
your best friend and your father."
"I know darling," he replied. "That's why I poisoned you."
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Late one evening a drunk staggered into the YMCA and
asked to be put up for the night. The arrangements were
made and he staggered to his room
where he found another fellow sitting on the lower bunk.
"Where is the john?" the intoxicated gent asked his room
mate. The roomie obligingly said, "Go out the door turn
left and its the first door on the right. Be careful though,
he admonished, there are three stairs steps down into the room."
The drunk exited the room, turned right and entered the
first door on the left, an open elevator door, sans elevator.
He plummeted down the
two flights to the base of the shaft, landing with a thump.
Rising to his feet the drunk spat and said,
"To heck with those other
two stairs, I'm peein' right here!"
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Down in Lafourche Parish, Louisiana, Boudreaux gets a job
with BP helping with the cleanup. He reports for work and
is told to speak to a supervisor about his assignment.
He finds the man and asks, "What it is I supposed to do?"
The supervisor tells him to go to the animal shelter and clean
the pelicans. Two hours later, Boudreaux comes back to the
supervisor and says, "Okay.dey all cleaned.
You want me to cook some rice now?"
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A young woman goes out drinking one night, something that
she normally doesn't do, and she gets really plastered!
The next morning she rolls over and discovers there is an
elephant in bed with her! She looks at the elephant and says,
"Oh no, I must have been really tight last night!"
The elephant looks at her and waves his trunk a little and says,
"Only the first time."
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A concerned patient asked the doctor if masturbation is harmful.
"Not usually," answered the doctor. "Not unless you do it too often."
"How about three times a day?" the patient asked.
"That seems a little excessive. Why don't you get a girlfriend?"
"Oh,... I already have a girlfriend," the patient replied.
"I mean a girl you can live with and have sex with?" asked the doctor.
The patient said, "I've got one just like that!"
So the doctor asked, "Then why do you masturbate three times a day?"
"Because... she won't have sex during mealtimes!"
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An elderly couple was sitting on the out porch when the
husband turned to his wife and, "Muffin, I feel like making
love tonight," the wife replied, "Ok Ernest, I will let you,
but be gentle this time." "But I am always gentle with you, dearest,"
"That's not true, she replied, "the last time you woke me up TWICE!"
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BUFFALO BILL
Beer By the Pool
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How To Put On a Bra
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Knife Guy
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Ladder
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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