THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
"Experience is not what happens to a man;
it is what a man does with what happens to him."
Aldous Huxley
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
It was great sleeping weather night before last.
How do you argue with temps in the low 70s?
Tonight may not be so wonderful, as temps are
predicted to get down in to the 40's. Its been
kindof wet and drizzly the last few days. Typical
weather for this time of year. I really dislike
fall. The weather is always ucky, since it cannot
decide whether to be warm or cold. And there are
no decent holidays. Well, there is Thanksgiving,
if you like to eat and can tolerate relatives.
I think we need to have congress get busy to create
a one week holiday. Say like right after memorial
day. Every body takes the whole week off and we all
go on vacation and enjoy the sunshine. I think
everybody would be a lot happier.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
fake
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q011.html
honor roll
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q012.html
darth vader
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q013.html
divorce
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q014.html
mac
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q015.html
behind my back
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q016.html
mingle
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q017.html
true self
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q018.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
window washer for the ladies
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/187.html
chess game
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/188.html
pays to advertise
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/189.html
sneakers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/190.html
taxi
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/191.html
middle aged women
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/192.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
dog wisdom
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd415.html
Moscow to Beijing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd416.html
A worried father telephoned his family doctor and
said that he was afraid that his teenaged son had
come down with V.D. "He says he hasn't had sex with
anyone but the maid, so it has to be her." "Don't
worry too much," advised the doctor. "These things
happen." "I know, doctor," said the father, "but I
have to admit that I've been sleeping with the maid
also. I seem to have the same symptoms."
"That's unfortunate."
"Not only that, I think I've passed it to my wife."
"Oh God," said the doc, "That means we all have it."
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Wife called up her mom and said, "He fought with me again,
I am coming to live with you."
Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake.
I am coming to live with you."
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A 60-year-old man goes to the doctor for a check-up.
The doctor tells him, "You're in terrific shape. There's
nothing wrong with you. Why, you might live forever."
"You have the body of a 35 year old. By the way, how
old was your father when he died?"
The 60 year old responds, "Who said he is dead?"
The doctor is surprised and asks, "How old is he and is
he very active?" The 60 year old responds, "Well, he is
82 years old and he still goes skiing three times a
season and surfing three times a week during the summer."
The doctor can't believe it. "Well, how old was your
grandfather when he died?"
The 60 year old responds, "Who said he is dead?"
The doctor is astonished and says, "You mean to tell me
you are 60 years old and both your father and your
grandfather are alive? Is your grandfather very active?"
The 60 year old says, "He goes skiing at least once a
season and surfing once a week during the summer.
"Not only that," says the patient, "my grandfather is 106
years old, and next week he is getting married again."
The doctor says, "At 106 years old, why on earth would your
grandfather want to get married?"
His patient looks up at the doctor and says, "Who said he wants to?"
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An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.
They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon,
when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard.
They searched for days and couldn't find her.
So the captain sent the old man home with the promise that
he would notify him as soon as they found something.
Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a an e-mail from the ship.
It read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife had died
in the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck, and found an oyster
attached to her butt. Inside it was a pearl worth $50,000. Please advise?"
The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap!"
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Jewish couple in London won twenty-million pounds in the lottery.
They immediately set out to begin a life of luxury.
They bought a magnificent mansion in Knightsbridge and surrounded
themselves with all the material wealth imaginable.
They decided to hire a butler.
They found the perfect butler through an agency, very proper and
very British, and brought him back to their home.
The day after his arrival, he was instructed to set up the dining
table for four, as they were inviting the Cohens to lunch.
The couple then left the house to do some shopping.
When they returned, they found the table set for six.
Perplexed, they asked the butler why it was set for six when they
had expressly asked him to set it for four.
The butler replied:
"The Cohens telephoned and said they were bringing the Blintzes"
BUFFALO BILL
Canard
http://www.buffaloschips.com/1231.htm
Candid Camera Russian Style
http://www.buffaloschips.com/1232.htm
Carrier Landing
http://www.buffaloschips.com/1233.htm
Cat
http://www.buffaloschips.com/1234.htm
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FUN PAGES
Driving Skills
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=38549&s=n
Potty Racers
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41894&s=n
Blue Lobster
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41430&s=n
Ultimate Crab Battle
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=39579&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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